For the price of the fucking thing I would expect it to cook me breakfast in the morning too!Originally Posted by miloking
Pasta La Vista
For the price of the fucking thing I would expect it to cook me breakfast in the morning too!
Never too old to Rock n Roll.
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I've got miserly tourettes and I don't give a fuck.
could catch a monkey
Look out Katman - people will start saying nice things about you.
Scooter boy
Shit when I read the thread title, I thought it was someone else having a bash on motards and their riders. LOL
This thread reminds me of when I was 16 and real fresh. He He.
Bogeyman
Likewise. A Road Attack, I swear it went from perfectly serviceable to totaly fookt somewhere between Featherston and home.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
I've had a rear go from visible (I considered it WOFable) tread to full canvas showing in 1/2 a coro loop.
Hardcore Biker
Great story!!!!The fucktard would be me
What's an unemployed bum meant to do on a lazy Monday?
Get on the bike and ride.
So I did, To Taupo, where I stopped for petrol, and noticed my rear tyre was totally fucked, There was a wear strip around the entire tyre nearly all the way through to thin air, the mesh in the tyre had been exposed and worn through in some places and exposed all the way round.
Which explained the erratic behaviour of the rear end over the last couple of hours, and cleared up how many Km's I would get out of a tyre on this bike. Damned luckjy I stopped when I did, Though I'm fucked if I know how I missed how worn the tyre was before I left for the day.
Couldn't go any further so I rang the Mrs and enquired how much money we had in the bank, Minus $8 is what I was told.
Bugger.
Rang me younger brother, He must have known something was up as he didn't answer his phone
Rang me oldboy, Asked him where he was, Invercargill Airport. Fuck me says I.
Nothing left to do but ring Taupo's most famous Kiwibiker.....Katman.
I explained my predicament (must have been a weird phone call, "Hello, My Name is Josh but you probably know me as Headbanger, And I need your help") and 20 minutes later he had picked me and my bike up, run me back to his workshop in Taupo, fitted a replacement tyre on my bike and sent me on my way.
An hour and a half after thinking I was fucked I was back on the road and heading home.
Champion
I did take a photo of the damage but I got home to find my iPhone is dead,wtf?
"channellling the Pleideans"
Yeah but nah but yeah. that'll be fine. ride sidesaddle for a while and kind of lean over a bit.
I thought elections were decided by angry posts on social media. - F5 Dave
Just a Dog
Awwwww bling bling !!!
No way, will i see you park a triumph up ! Pm me your address man, If Steve trusts ya credit's good then who am i to argue !
Funny that !Kat T Man would help most out given the chance, sorry to blow your cover Steve!...
But dont go all soft on us.
Hehe whats wrong with em (dont tell HB)
Never not !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
I rode the whole way home from Whiti doing sweeping curves
Forum whore
Won't be able to do that with an American or Australian website with 'really good prices'.
Along for the ride...
after the blowjob...
The one thing man learns from history is that man does not learn from history
Calvin and Hobbes: The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that it has not tried to contact us.
Its easier to apologise than ask for permission.
Wise words:
Buttered Chicken
I wouldn't say there is anything wrong with them. It just suprised the bejeezers out of me as it hadn't happened before. It seemed that once it reached a centre tread depth of marginal legality, it dissappeared mega quick and I rode home on the steel belt in pooring rain. I poood shoe-strings for a week after, my sphincter was so tight.
BMW Motorrad
Thumbs up for Katman. Great stuff.
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Forum whore
Bloody Hell Mate!
"If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"
Slapper?
Ive seen a perfectly good TLS1000 tyre go bad after a sleeping bag wrapped round the rear wheel at 140ish.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
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