Motorcyclist hits 200kmh on State Highway 1

[98tls]

No. You go and fuck yourself.

What a lovely thought,imagine the money to be saved simply build a huge garage fill it up with toys a bed for the dog that doubles as furniture and simply take care of business yourself when required.Bliss indeed.

[roadracingoldfart]

No. You go and fuck yourself.

There was this one time at band camp , and we all fucked ourselves and nobody got pregnant.

[Latte]

There was this one time at band camp , and we all fucked ourselves and nobody got pregnant.

Coz you were doin it wrong!

[MIXONE]

What a lovely thought,imagine the money to be saved simply build a huge garage fill it up with toys a bed for the dog that doubles as furniture and simply take care of business yourself when required.Bliss indeed.

And never a headache to be seen!

[Toaster]

What a lovely thought,imagine the money to be saved simply build a huge garage fill it up with toys a bed for the dog that doubles as furniture and simply take care of business yourself when required.Bliss indeed.

I cant bling you twice in a row..... laughing like crazy though!!!

[98tls]

And never a headache to be seen!

Yup.Could sell the dishwasher/washing machine/kitchen/toilet/vacuum cleaner/mirrors/ blah blah not to mention the power savings though vibrators generally run on batteries eh."Business time" could be any time of the week,bugger this "wednesday" crap.Not to mention ive never lost an argument with my dog.

[miloking]

No. You go and fuck yourself.

Ohh what a clever come back buddy, did you come up with that yourself or got your mum to help you?

[marty]

Ohh what a clever come back buddy, did you come up with that yourself or got your mum to help you?

it was your mum actually. although it was more like 'mmmff mfff mfff gulp swallow choke'

[miloking]

it was your mum actually. although it was more like 'mmmff mfff mfff gulp swallow choke'

You are such a sad looser...at least you make me laugh.

but....

[NordieBoy]

I gotta agree, he seems to do nothing but use the fact that he's a cop to bait others by posting pointless drivel.

Whereas others use the fact they're not cops to do the same.

[Kittyhawk]

Thats OK my keyboard is one of those water resistant ones, please post away. Or you could always PM them.

Pm sent....lol

so my point is if cops werent such a dicks to me each time i did something little bit wrong i wouldnt be even contemplating these options

The secret in this country is to show the cops your cleavage, the bigger the cleavage it is the lesser the fine, well in your case it'd have to be your moobs. Or just have a pack of dounts handy...

[Doughnut]

Actually i don't think that's correct. i got nailed at 150 last Feb and only got instant suspension for 28 days, had to push my bike home (yeah right, daughter trailered me home), 50 demerit points, and a $630 fine - I was on zero points so i was mobile again in 28 days. And a buddy of mine just got done for 155 last month (he's a member here but i won't mention his name), and he got 28 days suspension, had to push his bike home, a court appearance where he was fined about $800, and the demerits took him over the 100 so he automatically lost his licence for 3 months on top od the 28 days - but the beak didn't actually award him any additional suspension time.

Thanks nice to no I have just brought a bike after long time not riding and last thursday went for a ride up to wakworth and back and once I got throught tunnel could'nt resist urge to give it a little and got caught at 152k's only had bike for 4 days. mandatory 28 day suspension and court to come. No demerits until this, but any advice how to not lose licence would be awesome. Need it to go back and forth to take boy to starship. And to work

[blackdog]

No demerits until this, but any advice how to not lose licence would be awesome.

fork out for the best lawyer you can afford

[miloking]

The secret in this country is to show the cops your cleavage, the bigger the cleavage it is the lesser the fine, well in your case it'd have to be your moobs. Or just have a pack of dounts handy...

haha unfortunately i dont have man boobs...maybe i need to hit the gym and build up some manly pecs (or whatever turns these traffic officers on )...or second option to avoid getting tickets is driving this...

[miloking]

Thanks nice to no I have just brought a bike after long time not riding and last thursday went for a ride up to wakworth and back and once I got throught tunnel could'nt resist urge to give it a little and got caught at 152k's only had bike for 4 days. mandatory 28 day suspension and court to come. No demerits until this, but any advice how to not lose licence would be awesome. Need it to go back and forth to take boy to starship. And to work

2001 kawasaki 750...ZR7? Why did you even bothered pulling over?....Unless its a 750 Vulcan in which case you had no other options

BTW if you have clean slate i think this should be only 50 points so you get to keep licence unless they add some "dangerous/reckless" driving charge (because 152 on big wide empty road is just a madness i tell you!!!!)

BUT dont take this as KB fact, maybe one of our almighty resident policemen will clarify this for us....(before the avalange of trolling appears)