What ya Doing ??

[Sensei]

Went to Full up the GSXR today & parked at Pump grabbed the handpiece
to start fulling up when the Petrol guy come out & tryed grabbing the Handpiece of me ?? Told him thanks but no one fulls my bike but me but he wouldn't let go & pulled it towards himself which pulled the end out of my tank & spilt fuel over the tank !! Let go off the trigger & got off the bike & slapped him on the side off the Head for his effort then took the pump back off him & told him to F--ck off . Finished fulling bike & wiped down spilt fuel then went in side to pay for it . Find Pump guy crying to the Boss about the slapping { Boss rides bikes }
He must have seen it all & was giving him a right old Bitchslapping of his own . Excellent I think to myself . Look out side & see this Young guy trying to move my bike out of the way of my pump to get his shit box Honda Prelude closer to the pump . What the Fuck .walked out & grabed my bike from this Pratt ,then gave him a bit of a run down on moving someones bike.
Dude starts Yelling at me what I could go & do to myself . So Carefully put him back into his car as he seemed alittle unstable on his feet from my Reply .Hopped onto the 1000 & road off with a great feeling from helping out two people learn some new Skills in Life

[StoneChucker]

Thanks for that, I live vicariously through people like you! I wish I could pull that one off! Seriously good effort. Only let someone fill MY bike once (my old bike) and they spilt fuel over it, and didn't seem worried at all. No one touches my current bike...

[Motu]

Oh,I see you live in Taranaki....that must explain it.

I don't care if someone fills my bike...it's their job,I presume they have done it before,never had any damage done to a tank,mind you I probably wouldn't care as I don't invest my lifes saving or more money than I actual own in a bike.But I would be real pissed off if someone moved my bike to get their car to the pump.

[John]

move your bike, slapping.

Two statements I love to see in a post, I cant beleave someone tried to move your bike - and you only placed him in his car, I think I would have shown him a close up of the air hose shoved in the wrong end, you just dont do that - what the hell is going on??

Glad nothing major went wrong, but shit.

[XTC]

Wasn't a white 80's prelude was it??

[Biff]

I once had a major league teddy chucking session when someone tried to move my bike at a petrol station when I went in to pay. Didn't get close enough to touch him though. The poor kid shit his pants jumped back in the car (followed by 2 seconds of my shitting myself in case the bike fell over after he let go) and he wheel spun reversing out of the garage forecourt.

Well done.

[Matt Bleck]

Mate I'm not surprised.

Most petrol attendants I've come across are absolute fuckin morons.

And weather my bikes a piece of shit, or a brand spanking new 1000, no ones touching it!!!!!

[Coyote]

Should've done a burnout on the guys windscreen

[Zed]

Sounds like more of a martial arts demonstration than a leisurely motorcycle ride! The nerve of some people huh Sensei? Must have been quite an experience for you...or does that stuff happen every day down there in New Plymouth?

[Big Dave]

I was working as Art Director for a city Publishing House
knocking out a few glossys and a weekly
Got on famously with the editor and the journalists and we used
to head into Vulcan Lane for a pint of 'crisp, European style Ale', at the Occidental, after the edition went to bed.

They were a group of pretty straight business reporters and
although a large leather clad biker type was not exactly the look
they encouraged, being the artsy, creative one in the team was a
really cool job and I got away with it handsomely.

One such Friday evening I parked the Tbird just off Queen St in
the pedestrian lane and stopped in for 'just the one'.
I asked the two rather large (but still a fair bit smaller than me at the time)
Maori type bouncers to keep an eye on the bike whilst i was
inside - to which they happily agreed.

Not long after blowing the froth off a Stella one of the bouncers
tapped me on the shoulder and said
'there's some bloke messin' with yer bike, eh bro'
'Whaaaaat' I said, gathering up helmet (thinking 'swing' if more
than one) and drawing the assembled journos in my wake as I
parted the crowd en-route to the door.

Now these blokes called me 'rattlesnake' - that was my
nickname - not one i was comfortable with - leather and all - but
'someone is messing with rattlesnake's bike' soon went round
the group as they gathered near the safety of the 'bouncers' in
the lane outside the doors.

Now imagine the scene as 6'5", 160kgs (I've lost 50) of steamed up armored leather and aggression descends down vulcan lane to find this 'Tarquin' in a
green sports coat and cream trousers with blondey bimbo
girlfriend sitting astride my thunderbird, wringing the throttle and
going vroom vrooom vrooom - Assembled gaping workmates filling the
background.

Immediately saw the comedy value. Now i'm not a bully, blokes
my size rarely are, but i know some pretty mean hombres and
this 'Tarquin' would find himself hospitalised if he was on one of
their bikes - or worse.

I figured I'd be doing him a favor by giving him a taste of what
'could' happen if he tried the stunt on an 81 machine or similar
and the gathering workforce behind me didn't know what to
expect.

Full upright, chest out, death in the eyes, and the cruelest snarl i
could muster.
'GET OFF MY MOTORCYCLE YOU F****** MAGGGOTTT'
You know what a whippet looks like when it's got the wind up it? - well
this bloke was off the bike so quick and had the tail so far
between his legs that it was hard not to burst out laughing. But i
didn't - stoically I pushed on - to the ooooh's of the force.
Now lets ram the point home - to the bimbo.

'THE ONLY MOLLS THAT GET ON MY BIKE FUCK FOR IT'
I bellowed as they sort of skipped and hightailed it up the lane double time.

Turn and return to Hotel. Mission accomplished. Legend
created. Lessons learned. Laughter ensuing. Beer and skittles.

I still laugh when I remember the look on his pointy face. I think
the bimbo might have been interested too - she came sniffing around later, but I thoroughly iced her.

Dickheads.

Ya done good sensei.

[Sensei]

Wasn't a white 80's prelude was it??

Arh No black with Primer all over it .

[Fart]

So many morons and so little time.

[Sensei]

[QUOTE=Zed]Sounds like more of a martial arts demonstration than a leisurely motorcycle ride!

Just control force ZED . No flying Heel kicks or power punching .
My Anger Management classes from awhile back helped out my REDHEAD
Temper again .

[Ghost Lemur]

Went to Full up the GSXR today & parked at Pump grabbed the handpiece
to start fulling up when the Petrol guy come out & tryed grabbing the Handpiece of me ?? Told him thanks but no one fulls my bike but me but he wouldn't let go & pulled it towards himself which pulled the end out of my tank & spilt fuel over the tank !! Let go off the trigger & got off the bike & slapped him on the side off the Head for his effort then took the pump back off him & told him to F--ck off . Finished fulling bike & wiped down spilt fuel then went in side to pay for it . Find Pump guy crying to the Boss about the slapping { Boss rides bikes }
He must have seen it all & was giving him a right old Bitchslapping of his own . Excellent I think to myself . Look out side & see this Young guy trying to move my bike out of the way of my pump to get his shit box Honda Prelude closer to the pump . What the Fuck .walked out & grabed my bike from this Pratt ,then gave him a bit of a run down on moving someones bike.
Dude starts Yelling at me what I could go & do to myself . So Carefully put him back into his car as he seemed alittle unstable on his feet from my Reply .Hopped onto the 1000 & road off with a great feeling from helping out two people learn some new Skills in Life

.

[Yarg]

good one sensei. would have been good to see.