25BHP for only US$20! Don't miss out!

**onearmedbandit** · 8th May 2010, 12:25

Roll up roll up, that's right ladies and gentlemen, why spend thousands of dollars on exhaust systems, power commanders etc etc when for only US$20, that's right, only twenty dollars, you can gain an extra 25bhp AND save fuel!! With this special chip inserted into your ecu you'll be beating all your mates, but buy our special double adapter along with a second chip, and you'll now have 50bhp and save even more fuel, and beat the guys at the track. But that's not all, not only will this boost your power, torque, and sex appeal, but it will also increase your final top speed by 10%. What are you waiting for????

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**slofox** · 8th May 2010, 12:29

Geez - I don't dare click on that...someone else do it huh and let me know what happens...

**onearmedbandit** · 8th May 2010, 12:34

Aw it's just an ebay link.

**Mudfart** · 8th May 2010, 12:36

too good to be true....

**slofox** · 8th May 2010, 12:36

Prolly a horse you tie onto the bike, yes?

**robertvi** · 8th May 2010, 13:11

Looks more like a set of XOR gates from Jaycar to me

**grusomhat** · 8th May 2010, 13:46

Ordered! I'll let you know how I get on modifying it to fit a bike with carburetters. I'm thinking some sort of small pipes from each pin onto the vacuum pipes.

**onearmedbandit** · 8th May 2010, 13:50

We thank sir very much for custom. Yes fit to bike carb problem is the negative, we can supply you tappered special race pipes for you're vacuum pips. Please you decide to us colour.

**Lurch** · 8th May 2010, 14:26

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

We thank sir very much for custom. Yes fit to bike carb problem is the negative, we can supply you tappered special race pipes for you're vacuum pips. Please you decide to us colour.

lolwut?????

**Lurch** · 8th May 2010, 14:27

I just ordered 4, check it! 4!!!

That's 100 HORSE POWER!!!!!! My ride is going to be insane!!!! AND save fuel!

**R6_kid:Me** · 8th May 2010, 14:30

Originally Posted by Lurch

lolwut?????

Engrish no very good. My make sorry to you.

**CookMySock** · 8th May 2010, 14:33

It tricks the ECU by faking the inlet temps. Isn't that exactly what the powercommander does?

Admittedly, the powercommander gives you a few more options, but the principle is identical.

Steve

**onearmedbandit** · 8th May 2010, 14:38

Originally Posted by Lurch

I just ordered 4, check it! 4!!!

That's 100 HORSE POWER!!!!!! My ride is going to be insane!!!! AND save fuel!

Too sir careful be please as 4 special chip installed on cylinder of two variety will give fuel to you in excess of required amount by cylinder per the intake of the consumption strike. We advise sir not to combine the clothing fire whilst the riding occurs.

**imdying** · 8th May 2010, 14:40

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

Admittedly, the powercommander gives you a few more options, but the principle is identical

Nah man, absolutely nothing like it, principle is vastly different.

**Lurch** · 8th May 2010, 14:40

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Too sir careful be please as 4 special chip installed on cylinder of two variety will give fuel to you in excess of required amount by cylinder per the intake of the consumption strike. We advise sir not to combine the clothing fire whilst the riding occurs.

Hah! you know nothing about electronics! I'm gonna wire them in series!