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  1. 23rd May 2005, 11:43 #16
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    Cool

    This is all too much for a Monday !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Oh yeah?? What are their flaps like?
    Big and ugly... And they like to flash them around.
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    virgin flaps

    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Oh yeah?? What are their flaps like?
    virgin flaps? YEAH RIGHT!!!!
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  5. 23rd May 2005, 12:19 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurodave
    virgin flaps? YEAH RIGHT!!!!
    OH...MY....GOD
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    OH...MY....GOD
    Well, you did ask.....!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurodave
    virgin flaps? YEAH RIGHT!!!!
    JESUS MOTHER OF ALL THINGS GOOD THAT IS NWS!!! EDIT THAT BEFORE SOME ONE GETS IN POO...

    ALSO I"M CONVINCED THAT THEY ARE EX-BALL SACKS could crack some funny noises with them bad boys...

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    You want crap jokes - you've got one.

    A guy walked into a pub one day and was disgusted by the amount of cigareete smoke in the air. He opened the bar door again, then promptly began to blow all of the cigarette smoke out of the door in a matter of seconds.

    "Holy shit!", exclamied a local drinking in the bar, "How the hell did you do that?"
    "Well I used to love tractors, ever since I was a kid. Then, last year, I was run over by one", said the guy in response.
    "Sorry mate, I don't understand what being knocked down by a tractor has to do with your ability to clear a room of cigarette smoke in seconds", replied the local.
    "Well now", replied the guy, "I'm an ex-tractor fan."
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    Why was the dwarf confused after walking under a blonde??







    Cause he didn't know if he'd just got a box round the ears or a crack on the head!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
    Don't worry. All is not lost. You can have it back after completing Brian Tamaki's "rehabilitation" course...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Oh yeah?? What are their flaps like?
    Partially extended for takeoff, fully extended when landing...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    the message...yada yada
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    not sure why but i had the biggest laugh from this thread....

    The stupidity was outstanding ! It was way above the recommended level of humanity !

    Well done
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    Quote Originally Posted by v.ros`
    not sure why but i had the biggest laugh from this thread....

    The stupidity was outstanding ! It was way above the recommended level of humanity !

    Well done

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    Stupidest joke. I have a workmate (not LiasTZ) and a sister in law who think it's the funniest but, no, it belongs here:

    What's brown and sticky?










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