Deus ex ukulele
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung!
What's yellow and goes "click click"?
A ballpoint banana.
What's black and fucks possums?
A car tyre.
What's green and lethal if it falls out of a tree?
A billiard table.
Who was purple and conquered the world?
Alexander the Grape.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Anti-SH1
Seriously If anyone said that to me they would be swiftly slapped, its such a witty joke I wouldnt know what to doOriginally Posted by Wolf
unless you can prove it.
Seriously - these two jokes are my favourties, ever, in the world, honest.
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonkey.
And where does he live?
In an unstable.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Hardcore Biker
What do you call a fly thats had its wings pulled off???
A Walk!!
ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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Easily wound up!!
What do you call a donkey with one leg?
A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
A bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind?
A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes?
A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano?
A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey
"There must be a one-to-one correspondence between left and right parentheses, with each left parenthesis to the left of its corresponding right parenthesis."
One, two free, floor!
AAAAAAAA THE PAIN
THE PAIN!!!!
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Tearing Choppa a new A'Hole
How do you sell a deaf man a chicken?
Vote David Bain for MNZ president
unless you can prove it.
Brilliant - but painful !! (Damned chest infection - hurts when I laugh)
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Aargh, photos!
Hahaha, very funny
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Aargh, photos!
Why did the Elephant paint its toe-nails red?
To hide in a cherry tree
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?........... Excactly
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Forum whore
T'will only work if it's a female elephant, but.Why did the Elephant paint its toe-nails red?
To hide in a cherry tree
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?........... Excactly
Cos a male elephant, his balls are gonna hang down. And an elephant's balls are too big to pass off as cherries, even if you paint 'em red.
Tearing Choppa a new A'Hole
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DO YA WANNA BUY A FUCKEN CHICKEN!!!!!!
Vote David Bain for MNZ president
Hardcore Biker
Why did the elephant wear sandshoes?
So he didnt sink in the sand!
Why did the ostrich put his head in the sand?
To look for elephants that didnt wear sandshoes!
ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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Aargh, photos!
How do you know if there has been an elephant in your fridge?
These footprints in the butter
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Hardcore Biker
Why is asprin small ,round & white?
Cause if it was big ,round & grey it would be an elephant
ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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