Biker Down. Oh shit, it's me...

[riffer]

Just logged in and caught this one. Bit of a bugger Mark, but you'll be sorted soon I hope. I'm a bit concerned about that ring finger though - it's a well used one for a guitarist - I suggest you get yourself a gripmaster once that hand is okay to exercise. See here: http://www.cleverjoe.com/articles/gr...exerciser.html

Heal well mate.

[chasio]

That sucks, my Fatt phriend. Heal up quick: there's work to be done, songs to be sung and pies being dumped by bereft bakeries all over Auckland.

Get well soon

Chasio

[mikeey01]

FM, Bugger!
Bet you thought "this is gonna hurt" - thud
Been there dude, it sucks. Still I guess you'll be writing more

[gijoe1313]

Dear Fatt Maxx, I'm really glad that you are kicking,
Hearing about your escapade, really quite sickening!
It's good to hear you are still alive,
And didn't under a car's wheel dive -
Your anger unrestrained, "I want a frikk'n pie!"
Don't stand for a minutes time, those insurance lies
Just go and rest and get well soon ...
And back on your bike for a bloody good hoon!

Good on ya mate.

[reemit]

Soz to hear that buddy, Give them broke bits time to heal, not like me who rode with his arm in a cast broke a broke one and now has one arm shorter than t'other.

[McJim]

Glad you're still sucking oxygen ya skinny sassenach. Get well soon.

[crazyhorse]

Glad to hear you are well and repairable - just like your bike. Hope the driver was remorseful

[RiderInBlack]

Just make sure its the right dose or you will be tripping!!! there is a reason Tramadol is not given to minors (it makes them commit sideways)...

Right Tramadol, I work as an Orthopaedic (Bones) Nurse, so use this drug a lot. Works well for most but I don't like to give it to those over 80 and will not give it to those on anti-depressants. It causes patients on some anti-depressants to hallucinate and can spin the older patients out too. A few patients get bad nausea & vomiting on it, so I alway give the first dose with an anti-emetic (anti-vomit/nausea). In saying that it works well for most. Not subsided much so is not cheap out of the Hospital. Is better than Codeine IMHO, not as constipating (big problem in Orthopaedics due to all the pain relief we need ta dish-out). By the way Feijoas & Kiwi Fruit work well to counter constipation (must send Nick Myth a truck load).

[Hiflyer]

No, no they wont, they will simply read the script that was prepared earlier for them and that will be that.

In all seriousness they probably wouldn't, well at Vero we are quite flexible (product placement much) hence why we have the highest claims satifaction, but back to the point you never know what might happen when you talk to their team leaders. The people that read off the script are the pawns while the team eaders are actually people that can think for themselves. I'm a pawn though haha

[Fatt Max]

Mornin' all,

Thanks again for all your great messages, really brightens up the day.

I thought I would share the piccies of my new left hand accessory.

Now, for those of you who may be wondering, this is the 'can do' and 'can't do's' associated with this, as follows....

I can.....
- Eat a pie
- Drink a beer
- Give my nosey bastard neighbour the finger
- Dial the ASB and let them know what a bunch of wankers they are
- Eat a pie
- Make a cup of tea
- Drink a cup of tea
- Tell mini Max that I am now a robot and I will eat his toys if he dont eat his dinner
- Change channels on the TV
- Eat a pie
- Play the harmonica
- Recieve a blow job......while eating a pie (though this has not been tested as yet)

I cannot.......
- Play the guitar
- Ride my bike
- Have a left handed wank (the type that feels like someone else is doing it)
- Cut the lawns (hurrah)
- Roll a joint (boooo)

So, all in all not too bad. At least I can eat a pie, otherwise I will be hammering the help lines

Thanks again you lovely people, really apprecaited

FM

[Maha]

You can still operate one or even two fingers at a time, the ones that matter anyway.

You forgot to add this to the Cannot Do List.

Perform a blow job......while eating a pie

[RiderInBlack]

You can still operate one or even two fingers at a time, the ones that matter anyway.

You forgot to add this to the Cannot Do List.

Recieve a blow job......while eating a pie

LOL. Think ya mean:
Give a blow job.......while eating a pie
Not that FM would want to that, but I'm sure he would be up ta Eating Badger Pie

[Maha]

LOL. Think ya mean:
Give a blow job.......while eating a pie
Not that FM would want to that, but I'm sure he would be up ta Eating Badger Pie

Done fixed it.

[Fatt Max]

You forgot to add this to the Cannot Do List.

Perform a blow job......while eating a pie

Lord knows I've tried........oops, said that out loud didnt I....?

[scooute]

Is better than Codeine IMHO, not as constipating (big problem in Orthopaedics due to all the pain relief we need ta dish-out). By the way Feijoas & Kiwi Fruit work well to counter constipation

Wish I'd known that when they stuffed me full of codeine when my ankle was screwed a while back lol