Biker Down. Oh shit, it's me...

[madbikeboy]

Dear Fatt Maxx, I'm really glad that you are kicking,
Hearing about your escapade, really quite sickening!
It's good to hear you are still alive,
And didn't under a car's wheel dive -
Your anger unrestrained, "I want a frikk'n pie!"
Don't stand for a minutes time, those insurance lies
Just go and rest and get well soon ...
And back on your bike for a bloody good hoon!

Good on ya mate.

There was once a woman for Jahore
Who lay on a rug on the floor
She'd wiggle her fanny
in a manner quite uncanny
And suck your balls dry to the core...

Oh, wrong type of poetry.

Drop me a PM if you need pie delivery. You can buy 12 packs of Big Ben pies from the supermarket. What a fucking great invention.

[yungatart]

Make sure you uise your RIGHT hand for wiping your bum, FM...the left will make your eyes water!

[Mom]

In all seriousness they probably wouldn't, well at Vero we are quite flexible (product placement much) hence why we have the highest claims satifaction, but back to the point you never know what might happen when you talk to their team leaders. The people that read off the script are the pawns while the team eaders are actually people that can think for themselves. I'm a pawn though haha

Ah, but we are talking about ASB Insurance here, and trust me on this there is only one way they operate, how they keep any kind of customers is beyond me. Try being told you rang them outside of business hours when they offer a 24/7 claims number Impossible I hear you cry, but no it is possible, specially when it delays settlement of a claim. Talking higer up the food chain only results in more frustration. Still it is easily fixed - remove all insurances with them

[Hiflyer]

Ah, but we are talking about ASB Insurance here, and trust me on this there is only one way they operate, how they keep any kind of customers is beyond me. Try being told you rang them outside of business hours when they offer a 24/7 claims number Impossible I hear you cry, but no it is possible, specially when it delays settlement of a claim. Talking higer up the food chain only results in more frustration. Still it is easily fixed - remove all insurances with them

Haha IAG have horror stories. Like how apparently I didn't take "Due care in keeping my bike safe" because I had parked it on the road at 9pm when it was stolen.............. I talked to the team manager and they said don't worry about it it's all sussed and I got more than I expected as a payout. Maybe I am one of the lucky ones.

[Mom]

Haha IAG have horror stories. Like how apparently I didn't take "Due care in keeping my bike safe" because I had parked it on the road at 9pm when it was stolen.............. I talked to the team manager and they said don't worry about it it's all sussed and I got more than I expected as a payout. Maybe I am one of the lucky ones.

It is all in the fine print of the policy mate. That is where they get you. IAG underwrite the banks policy. I reviewed the ASB one against the National Bank one, both underwritten by the same insurance company. HUGE difference in what you are insured for and all to do with a few litttle words.

[Grasshopperus]

Damn dude, that sucks. Get well soon.
m
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mmmmmmm can't resist

Ambos turn up, fucking legends, the main guy is a biker, great geezer, laughter all the way to Auckland Hopital.

Would you say you were in stitches?

[Fatt Max]

Make sure you uise your RIGHT hand for wiping your bum, FM...the left will make your eyes water!

Now you tell me........

[Hiflyer]

It is all in the fine print of the policy mate. That is where they get you. IAG underwrite the banks policy. I reviewed the ASB one against the National Bank one, both underwritten by the same insurance company. HUGE difference in what you are insured for and all to do with a few litttle words.

Vero does the national bank now, has dopne since feb-march last year. I work for Vero in the ANZ and National bank department, but yea I know that Tower had big differences across their departments.

[Smifffy]

Dude that sux. glad to see you're still mostly in tact. Dopn't think much of your fashion accessory taste, maybe add a little rim tape or anodising for more bling? Good to see your sense of humour didn't come to grief in the accident. also glad to see you can still eat pies, as it would really be a bloody cruel blow to the bakery industry just as they thought they'd made it thru the recession.

[Fatt Max]

Quick update,

The Police have advised me that the cager involved in my little fracas on Monday (you know, the one that tried to fucking kill me) is being served with an infringement notice for failing to give way when turning right.

Sounds like it must have been my fault then...........ahem......

So, where's those crash stats?

At least I will get my excess paid, and I'm not talking about the excess around me belly.

Have a great day now

[Mom]

Quick update,

The Police have advised me that the cager involved in my little fracas on Monday (you know, the one that tried to fucking kill me) is being served with an infringement notice for failing to give way when turning right.

She should be charged with careless driving causing injury! Honestly, an infrigement notice, how pathetic. Make the penalty count and perhaps it would encourage a few more to actually look before they leap so to speak.

FM, I reckon you should check in with Edbear if your fingers are still realy sore, he is on some good shit where he is

[Fatt Max]

She should be charged with careless driving causing injury! Honestly, an infrigement notice, how pathetic. Make the penalty count and perhaps it would encourage a few more to actually look before they leap so to speak.

FM, I reckon you should check in with Edbear if your fingers are still realy sore, he is on some good shit where he is

Yep, going in to see him next wek as I only work around the corner. Can you txt or PM me his real name.....?? Sorry to have to ask.........

Yeah the notice is a wet bus ticket but at least her insurance will get a hammering

Thanks Mom as always

[StoneY]

The Police have advised me that the cager involved in my little fracas on Monday (you know, the one that tried to fucking kill me) is being served with an infringement notice for failing to give way when turning right.

Sounds like it must have been my fault then...........ahem......

So, where's those crash stats?

Yo Maxx mate thats a bitch
Charley Lamb has the stats, presented next week in Chch (im attending the event)
Gonna try use his research to prove its blind asswiped like this cow that took you out at root cause of our crashes, he has the statsitical proof!

Chur bruv, go have a pie youll be back on the hog in no time

[caseye]

Max I'm glad you are OK brother. Now for that Bitch driving the cage. They are always "so sorry" Tell the damnd Police wanker to lay the appropriate charges against her or you will be laying them agaisnt the department for failing in their duty to uphold and enforce the law.This shit has to stop.
They allow civillians to turn across us and they are OK doing 3 point turns on blind brows but we get no Justice.
You yell if you need anything OK, I said anything.

[Maha]

Yep, going in to see him next wek as I only work around the corner. Can you txt or PM me his real name.....?? Sorry to have to ask.........

Yeah the notice is a wet bus ticket but at least her insurance will get a hammering

Thanks Mom as always

Visiting is from 11am to 1pm and from 3pm to 8pm.
Even his wife cant get in when she wants, I just spoke to her and she hasn't seen Ed today yet.
Wanted to got earlier but nup! not 3pm lady.

Now for a related question....hows that hand and the rest of the bouncing bod?