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    Ergotopographical Signs

    This appeared in the New Scientist "Feedback" page:


    THE powers that be at Guy Robinson's place of work insist that employees tell the office if they're "working from home". Human laziness being what it is - sorry, we meant to say "the employees being committed to maximising productivity in a forward-looking sense" - the welter of emails on Monday mornings got shortened to the three letters "WFH". Then someone was stuck working at an airport and sent the message "WFA".

    Then, given the insistence by the virus that is language on mutating whenever possible, the changes poured in and escaped the limitations of the alphabet: "WFT" working on a train, "WF\__" working from a sunlounger (not being smug or anything) and "WF\_O__/" working from a plane (ditto).

    Guy's colleagues suggest "WF#" for "working from prison", but they have not needed to use this, yet.


    The best yet is: "WF/\( )/\ working from the obstetric ward


    Can KBers think of any new ones?

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    WF69

    I'll be in late.

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    not working at all...
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    Sorry folks the last two posts aren't ergotopographical.You missed the point.

    eg WF* working from alpha centauri

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    W F \_/

    Working from me boat.

    Better?
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    working from the brothel?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie View Post
    You missed the point.
    Nice irony.
    parody |ˈparədē|
    noun ( pl. -dies)
    an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.
    • an imitation or a version of something that falls far short of the real thing; a travesty

    WF404

    means I can't find any others - in a similarly ineffectual manner.

    It's a bit daft-like boyo.
    :-P

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Working from the equal opportunity workshop

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    WF lllllllloollllllllll

    Working from behind the fence

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    WF lllllllloollllllllll

    Working from behind the fence
    You might get parole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Nice irony.
    parody |ˈparədē|
    noun ( pl. -dies)
    an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.
    • an imitation or a version of something that falls far short of the real thing; a travesty

    WF404

    means I can't find any others - in a similarly ineffectual manner.

    It's a bit daft-like boyo.
    :-P
    Ok ok BD I'll give you that it is graphical but it's only worth 2 points and a "try harder"

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    WF (.)(.) working from the nudey bar

    WF [.][.] working from the robot nudey bar

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