How about a FAQ on lane splitting?

**Coldkiwi** · 25th May 2005, 12:46

This topic has got to be THE most singly thrashed topic on the site as every new rider wants to know if its legal and a few older riders want to know exactly HOW legal when they get a ticket doing it.

So... how about we compile an agreed (well, a firm majority anyway) response to the problem with links etc so that people can get some advice and we can put a stop to a new lane splitting thread each week (there's a few bald guys on here that don't want to pull anymore of their hair out!)

Actually... Spankme- can you set up a 'filter' (no pun intended) so that any new threads containing the title words 'lane splitting' or 'filtering' are not posted but redirect the user to the relevant FAQ page?

**mikey** · 25th May 2005, 18:50

how about links for everyhting that is asked like where do babies come from an so on an make gay noobs read it one word at a time before theyre allowed to post

**MrMelon** · 25th May 2005, 18:53

Originally Posted by mikey

how about links for everyhting that is asked like where do babies come from an so on an make gay noobs read it one word at a time before theyre allowed to post

They come from unanswered prayers!

**SPORK** · 25th May 2005, 18:55

I thought they came from the milkman?

But yeah, someone slap together a page of linkx0rs, I'm too lazy...

**Riff Raff** · 25th May 2005, 18:56

Originally Posted by mikey

how about links for everyhting that is asked like where do babies come from an so on an make gay noobs read it one word at a time before theyre allowed to post

As long as you don't write it!!!!!

**Racey Rider** · 25th May 2005, 21:01

Originally Posted by Coldkiwi

...Actually... Spankme- can you set up a 'filter' (no pun intended) so that any new threads containing the title words 'lane splitting' or 'filtering' are not posted but redirect the user to the relevant FAQ page?

Or,
Better still,,
If anyone registors with the word "Auckland" in there profile,
Make the 'Filtering' threads come up automaticly the first 5 times they enter the site!!

Because the rest of us don't give a,,,,
ummmm,, PIZZA!! :-p (PT)

**madboy** · 25th May 2005, 21:54

Originally Posted by Racey Rider

Or,
Better still,,
If anyone registors with the word "Auckland" in there profile,
Make the 'Filtering' threads come up automaticly the first 5 times they enter the site!!

Because the rest of us don't give a,,,,
ummmm,, PIZZA!! :-p (PT)

Harsh, it's not their fault they live there, they know no better... one day they'll see the light

**Zed** · 25th May 2005, 22:13

Originally Posted by MrMelon

They come from unanswered prayers!

If you're talking about unwanted ones it's more like 'promiscuous living'!

Btw, children are supposed to be a blessing! Even you were one once MrM.

**StoneChucker** · 25th May 2005, 23:05

Originally Posted by Zed

'promiscuous living'!

Where do I sign up? Here? Ok.

Available, 1 manwhore for all your needs and desires.

Life's too short to be SO strict imho. Hell, if we followed, err, you know, to the letter, we would never smoke, drink, curse, have sex out of wedlock, EVEN think bad thoughts about people...

Hmm, I sometimes think VERY bad thoughts about certain people

say no more, say no more

**Hitcher** · 26th May 2005, 08:53

Originally Posted by mikey

how about links for everyhting that is asked like where do babies come from an so on an make gay noobs read it one word at a time before theyre allowed to post

At last. A voice of great wisdom speaks. Mikey for President!

**Zed** · 26th May 2005, 11:25

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

Where do I sign up? Here? Ok.

Available, 1 manwhore for all your needs and desires.

Life's too short to be SO strict imho. Hell, if we followed, err, you know, to the letter, we would never smoke, drink, curse, have sex out of wedlock, EVEN think bad thoughts about people...

Hmm, I sometimes think VERY bad thoughts about certain people

say no more, say no more

Thank you sooooo much for *sharing* your principles with us SC, but staying on the subject of "children", it would be very disturbing to me (and I'm sure most other responsible adults/parents) if you were to become a parent yourself and teach those principles to your kids!

In all honestly I don't think you would!!

**vifferman** · 26th May 2005, 11:35

Originally Posted by madboy

Harsh, it's not their fault they live there, they know no better... one day they'll see the light

Yeah, we do. Some of us, having lived elsewhere (Rotorua, Canberra, Hamilton, Christchurch, Tauranga...)

But mebbe we don't have much choice, at the moment....

**StoneChucker** · 26th May 2005, 16:43

Originally Posted by Zed

Thank you sooooo much for *sharing* your principles with us SC, but staying on the subject of "children", it would be very disturbing to me (and I'm sure most other responsible adults/parents) if you were to become a parent yourself and teach those principles to your kids!

In all honestly I don't think you would!!

No, you're right I wouldn't. You may be missing my point though. I don't for one second mean that we should all have sex all the time, with everyone and screw the consequences. I mean, if you meet someone and start a relationship, it is irresponsible and illogical to wait until after marriage to have sex. Sex is an important part of a relationship, and if you're completely mismatched it's a bit late to find out after marriage. (Especially since divorce is another no no right???).

I don't smoke, so don't really care about that. Drinking I only partake in when I'm out socialising. I don't see anything wrong with it, I don't abuse it and I am offended at the notion that I'm a sinner for doing so. Don't do drugs either if you were wondering.

I personally think MY values are pretty good thank you, I don't appreciate you implying that they are otherwise. A good deal of the worlds problems are caused by religion, which is what you are constantly preaching as the salvation to everything! I ask you, is it right to raise children as fanatics to propogate the worlds problems?

Don't question my values again please.

**NhuanH** · 26th May 2005, 16:59

Originally Posted by Zed

Originally Posted by Chucka of da Stones

Available, 1 manwhore for all your needs and desires.

Thank you sooooo much for *sharing* your principles with us SC, but staying on the subject of "children", it would be very disturbing to me (and I'm sure most other responsible adults/parents) if you were to become a parent yourself and teach those principles to your kids!

In all honestly I don't think you would!!

ahh, but you didn't bunk with him at the last rally!

I had to get administrative support in for the money I was collecting for the Chucker of Stone's *ahem* services.