Funniest post ever: Found it on a Harley forum. Says it all...

[nallac]

Oviously his tassles were faulty and he was not wearing genuine OEM H-D underwear.

hahaha.... must spread rep

[slofox]

A mate of mine once refuelled a diesel tractor (hired, by the way...) with petrol...and then abused the hire firm when it went BANG! They stopped hiring out tractors after that...

Same guy tried thinning water-based paint with turps. Then decided he could separate the turps with centrifugal force - which he was going to apply by whirling the capped can around and around at arms length. Inside the house. I suggested he just go buy more paint...mind you, he was pretty stoned at the time...

Incidentally, I never let him near any machine of mine - most especially motorbikes...

[rustic101]

I prefer 'Carbon Based Interface' (ie 'human'). Use it quite often at work and I can now tell someone that that was their PC problem and keep a straight face

Or commonly referred to as: 'Biological Interface Syndrome' (BIS) - layman's terms - people farking up

[John_H]

God damn and I thought I was mechanically challenged! He makes me look like a regular grease monkey!

[Zerker]

a guy at high school topped up the family tractor with Roundup.
there were two containers side by side in the shed, both were unlabeled, and they had the same color liquid, he didn't even think to give it a sniff.

[AllanB]

The only mistake I can see that the guy made was that he obviously did not use a genuine Harley Davidson branded hose. Aftermarket hoses can be very poor quality.

[FJRider]

The only mistake I can see that the guy made was that he obviously did not use a genuine Harley Davidson branded hose. Aftermarket hoses can be very poor quality.

More good advice and problem solving tonight as well ...

[Eddieb]

I prefer the ID 10 T error

Haha, I'm guessing you have worked for Telecom at some stage.

[Gremlin]

Haha, I'm guessing you have worked for Telecom at some stage.

nope... I'd want that as much as a hole in the head (unless it was far removed from the front line)... stole it from a star wars helpdesk vid actually...

[Max Preload]

I prefer the ID 10 T error

I prefer PICNIC. Problem In Chair, Not In Computer...