Oh god, I am constantly getting my gear on, gloves tightened and then realising my keys are in my back pocket that I can't get into with my winter gloves on![]()
Spectacles, testicles, watch and wallet.
And give the bike a once over.
Just another leather clad Tinkerbell.
The Wanker on the Fucking Harley is going for a ride!
1. make sure that house keys, smokes, cell phone, lighter and everything else is in your jacket, with the pocket done up before getting your gear on.
2. dont forget your backpack once you have your gear on.
3. Make sure bike key is in ignition before getting gloves on!!
4. Do up helmet BEFORE getting gloves on!
5. When realising 25km down the road that backpack is indeed at home, put two and two together and realise that boots could be used as work shoes. Its just 1 day.
6. If you've just had a warrant done, and its a shitty wellington day, MAKE SURE headlight is on!
7. Have durry while bikes warming up. Dont forget to have one until helmet is on.
8. After going back in to the house and stripping off gear several times, make sure helmet is done up!
9. Make sure wallet is accessible and not in back pocket of jeans underneath layers of gear.
10. probably lots more!
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