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  1. 3rd June 2010, 18:44 #1
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    Think you're fast in a straight line? Think again.

    Repost?dunno havent seen it myself so...
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    Fuck my asshole with a stick, that is fucking fast.
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Pretty sure he had some synthetic oil in there somewhere and some fancy alloy levers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Pretty sure he had some synthetic oil in there somewhere and some fancy alloy levers.
    And upside down forks...
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    holy fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    And upside down forks...
    Ignorant Fucker didnt wave though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Fuck my asshole with a stick, that is fucking fast.
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    Cause I found a stick
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Ignorant Fucker didnt wave though.
    Didn't you notice the nod?
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    holly fuck thats quick! what sorta shit is powering it?
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    He wouldn't want to be on the road this weekend, would he!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    He wouldn't want to be on the road this weekend, would he!
    Imaging hitting a u-turning cop at 500kph!
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    I waited 2 minutes just to see that 5 seconds?

    However, gosh that is quick. How many Gs do you think that's pulling when accelerating?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Imaging hitting a u-turning cop at 500kph!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    holly fuck thats quick! what sorta shit is powering it?
    Methinks along these lines.Flick the switch and your outta here.
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