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  1. 13th June 2010, 10:17 #1
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    Relevant lessons in old Japanese motorcycle safety bulletin

    At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him or otherwise disrespect him.
    When the passenger of the foot hove in sight, tootle the horn trumpet to him melodiously at first. If he still obstacle your passage, tootle him with vigor and express by word of mouth the warning, Hi, Hi.
    Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by, or stop by the roadside until he pass away.
    Give big space to the festive dog that make sport in the roadway. Avoid entanglement of dog with your wheel spokes.
    Go soothingly on the grease-mud, for there lurks the skid demon.
    Press the brake of the foot as you roll around the corners to save the collapse and tie up.
    An excerpt from Visor down magazine... Thought it might amuse some
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46 View Post
    An excerpt from Visor down magazine... Thought it might amuse some
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    But a funny one.

    Allegedly put out by Honda I recall.
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    Oops. Sorry for the re-post all.
    Political correctness: a doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end.
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    I don't get the last one.

    "Press the brake of the foot as you roll around the corners to save the collapse and tie up. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blinkwing View Post
    I don't get the last one.

    "Press the brake of the foot as you roll around the corners to save the collapse and tie up. "
    You've never heard of weird Japanese porn?
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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    You've never heard of weird Japanese porn?
    Yeah, but I'm repressing these memories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46 View Post
    An excerpt from Visor down magazine... Thought it might amuse some
    I believe the same people write up the green parties manifesto!

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46 View Post
    Beware of the wandering horse... stop by the roadside until he pass away.
    "No animals were harmed in the making of this Safety Message."
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