OMG, dropped meh bike! What do I do?

[Banditbandit]

I know her! She didn't say anything about a husband the other night! Mind you I never asked either

Ride it like you stole it ? .. ooo yeah .. actually ...

[Maha]

Who woulda thunk it? Another one from Taradise with a ZX7R who's sperms rocks.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/me...8-Boob-Johnson

Boob and Boobless?

[Gibbo89]

Howdy chaps, im kinda new here

So, was ridin ma bike (kwaka zx7r) thru Taradise with my missus riding pillion in her naughty nurse outfit wich i brought for her, gettin plenty of attention from other men (not suprised shes hot and knows it).

Thought we'd pull over somewere nice n quite for a quickie. Missus was grindin me hard on the bike one thing led to anothar, and we're fully going at it and i blew my load n we lost our balence and me kwaka smashed on the ground with us on top of it

Now my missus is preggers, so it aint all bad, she aint sposed to be able to have kids so my sperm rocks!! Makes a change from ping pong balls.

Me farkin bike tho, i know im not the fasstest boat on the harbour, but im thinking of taking it to thailand when we move their later in the year. What do I do?

This is me missus, aint she as cute as a button? eyes up, sunshine!

2 posts and got this fella has a bad rep already, gotta love it.

but umm... regarding the post, your full of it.

i mean, i've seen cuter buttons on a mans swandri

[SMOKEU]

How much does the GF charge by the hour?

[onearmedbandit]

How much does the GF charge by the hour?

She doesn't, she charges by the inch. I can't afford her but she'll be a cheap fuck for you.

[SMOKEU]

She doesn't, she charges by the inch. I can't afford her but she'll be a cheap fuck for you.

I was wandering who was the sick fuck that was perving at me from outside the bathroom window while I was in the shower. At least now I know.

[avgas]

I was wandering who was the sick fuck that was perving at me from outside the bathroom window while I was in the shower. At least now I know.

Was the shower yellow water?

[onearmedbandit]

I was wandering who was the sick fuck that was perving at me from outside the bathroom window while I was in the shower. At least now I know.

Yeah, and I managed to get a pic as well!

[SMOKEU]

Was the shower yellow water?

Shhhhh; keep it quiet!

[imdying]

I call shenanigans... no chick with titties that small could be pregnant

[Eyegasm]

Yeah, and I managed to get a pic as well!

Jesus H Christ....

He'll sink to the bottom of the ocean... But that is alright, looks like he has gills

[Tunahunter]

Who woulda thunk it? Another one from Taradise with a ZX7R who's sperms rocks.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/me...8-Boob-Johnson

Brilliant!

[Teflon]

[slofox]

[YellowDog]

She needs an alternative diet of 'wedding cake' to immediately cure her of that habit.