Another yankee smacktard rapes his bike

**2wheeldrifter** · 7th July 2010, 18:25

His dumb shit gave me a tip....

if you need to lean your bike over, laying it on a couch (he's got car/van seats) no a bad idea.

**schrodingers cat** · 7th July 2010, 18:26

Originally Posted by bogan

right you are, and I learnt a new word, thudfuckery! I have little idea what it means, but it sounds like its got a good mixture of offensiveness and versatility.

He's thudfucked that for sure!

**Crisis management** · 7th July 2010, 19:39

If you think he's bad, do a search for "Shervin" and his awesome kawasaki mods, truly terrifying!

**98tls** · 7th July 2010, 19:42

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

His dumb shit gave me a tip....

if you need to lean your bike over, laying it on a couch (he's got car/van seats) no a bad idea.

So outta interest how have you done it previous to getting this tip?

**Spearfish** · 7th July 2010, 19:48

Lucky it wasn't a two smoker I guess.

**bogan** · 7th July 2010, 19:51

Originally Posted by 98tls

So outta interest how have you done it previous to getting this tip?

old tyres work good as well, checked my clutch fibres in the weekend, don't have to drain the oil if it's leant over, also easier to use the meter long powerbar on the main nut too!

and no that doesn't count as thudfuckery

**98tls** · 7th July 2010, 20:00

Originally Posted by bogan

old tyres work good as well, checked my clutch fibres in the weekend, don't have to drain the oil if it's leant over, also easier to use the meter long powerbar on the main nut too!

and no that doesn't count as thudfuckery

Reminds me of a Minties moment i had years ago,set about replacing the 5 bolt clutch in my TLS with a 6 bolt one out of an R,all good and just took case off removed basket etc slid the new one in,ran out of time and left it on the sidestand behind the car.Awoke the next morning and had to go somewhere in a rush so jumped on the bike to move it so as to get in the car...oil f#ckin everywhere and almost dropped the bloody thing.

**Pumba** · 7th July 2010, 20:07

Scroll down the page and this link was posted

http://www.bikepics.com/members/sher...?i=1899761&s=0 actual makes the exhaust guy look like a really smart guy

**Crisis management** · 7th July 2010, 20:59

Shervin is so good he's even been a guest writer for MCN........

http://www.motorcyclenews.com/MCN/Ne...asaki-ZX-10R-/

**motor_mayhem** · 7th July 2010, 22:36

That's a criminal waste of a ZX10R, my eyes refused to read all of it.

**2wheeldrifter** · 8th July 2010, 12:12

Originally Posted by 98tls

So outta interest how have you done it previous to getting this tip?

Well I have just used strapes/tie downs from the roof, never needed YET to lean it over that far!

but if I had too...

**bogan** · 8th July 2010, 12:22

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

Well I have just used strapes/tie downs from the roof, never needed YET to lean it over that far!

but if I had too...

if you are doing that, be careful taking off the swing arm, it'll move the center of gravity above the pivot axis (from tie downs on rear subframe to front wheel contact patch) and makes the bike want to flip over. Probably shouldn't do it with a full tank of gas either.

**CRF119** · 8th July 2010, 19:20

What a munter!! If he wanted a exhust leak he could have atleast put a turbo on it and run a waste gate. The worst part is he has no idea that it will probobly go slower like that lol.