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  1. 8th July 2010, 14:46 #1
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    SQL server admins?

    NO NOT YOU DB!
    Given the large number of nerds here do we have any people with experience administering M$ SQL Server databases please.
    If so, could you please PM me? I have a question, but given that I desire fact not DB's random disjointed ramblings I see little point in discussing it here.
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    NO NOT YOU DB!
    Given the large number of nerds here do we have any people with experience administering M$ SQL Server databases please.
    If so, could you please PM me? I have a question, but given that I desire fact not DB's random disjointed ramblings I see little point in discussing it here.
    He does seem to gravitate towards threads that have question marks in the thread title or appeals for experts/advice.

    Oh the irony.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    He does seem to gravitate towards threads that have question marks in the thread title or appeals for experts/advice.

    Oh the irony.
    Well lets face it, he is an expert - of sorts.
    X being the unknown quantity and a spert being a drip under pressure.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    It's odd. I never thought I would post in a thread involving the use of the acronym SQL coupled with the word server.

    Admittedly it was factual, but hardly relevant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    It's odd. I never thought I would post in a thread involving the use of the acronym SQL coupled with the word server.

    Admittedly it was factual, but hardly relevant.
    Based on the use of that TLA - welcome to nerdville. I'll get a pocket protector in the post to you right away.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Does "SQL Server" remind anyone else of "Secret Squirrel"?

    No? Just me then....

    Righto - as you were.
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    TLA?

    Now your just trying to hurt me.
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    Hi, send me your question. I might be able to help you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    TLA?
    Three Letter Acromyn
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    Hi, send me your question. I might be able to help you.
    Thank you sir, but thanks to a couple of gentlemen I think it is now sorted.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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