OMG, dropped meh bike! What do I do?

[nflatedtuna]

Howdy chaps, im kinda new here

So, was ridin ma bike (kwaka zx7r) thru Taradise with my missus riding pillion in her naughty nurse outfit wich i brought for her, gettin plenty of attention from other men (not suprised shes hot and knows it).

Thought we'd pull over somewere nice n quite for a quickie. Missus was grindin me hard on the bike one thing led to anothar, and we're fully going at it and i blew my load n we lost our balence and me kwaka smashed on the ground with us on top of it

Now my missus is preggers, so it aint all bad, she aint sposed to be able to have kids so my sperm rocks!! Makes a change from ping pong balls.

Me farkin bike tho, i know im not the fasstest boat on the harbour, but im thinking of taking it to thailand when we move their later in the year. What do I do?

This is me missus, aint she as cute as a button? eyes up, sunshine!

[onearmedbandit]

Sell the ZX7R and get something with a centre stand. Far safer.

[Danae]

[Usarka]

Another tuna on the loose.

[Jonathan]

[tri boy]

Is a "balence" like an orgasm????????

[YellowDog]

Yep, a lot of them say they can't get pregnant 'cos of blah blah blah when they were a kid and then: 'Oh what a surprise' - they do

Still if you are banging it hard enough to make your bike tumble over, then the earth did move for you (and her) which is priceless.

How about a YouTube link so we can give you marks out of 10 ?

[Katman]

Howdy chaps, im kinda new here

Hi Boob.

[Maha]

When did the sex change take place?.......that nurse is a doc!

[Hopeful Bastard]

1. Buy some decent bike gear for her.
2. Get a hotter mrs
3. Sell bike.
4. Sell girl.
5. Buy hot Thailand girl

[Jackal]

Just had to scroll back to the top as I thought I was in the Penthouse forum there for a minute not the KB forum. And I know you are 'new here' but you should know the rules: No pictures? Then it didn't happen!!!!

[avgas]

Women are like bikes. Fuck it

[Taz]

I know her! She didn't say anything about a husband the other night! Mind you I never asked either

[Katman]

Who woulda thunk it? Another one from Taradise with a ZX7R who's sperms rocks.

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/me...8-Boob-Johnson

[Banditbandit]

Howdy chaps, im kinda new here

So, was ridin ma bike (kwaka zx7r) thru Taradise with my missus riding pillion in her naughty nurse outfit wich i brought for her, gettin plenty of attention from other men (not suprised shes hot and knows it).

Thought we'd pull over somewere nice n quite for a quickie. Missus was grindin me hard on the bike one thing led to anothar, and we're fully going at it and i blew my load n we lost our balence and me kwaka smashed on the ground with us on top of it

Now my missus is preggers, so it aint all bad, she aint sposed to be able to have kids so my sperm rocks!! Makes a change from ping pong balls.

Me farkin bike tho, i know im not the fasstest boat on the harbour, but im thinking of taking it to thailand when we move their later in the year. What do I do?

This is me missus, aint she as cute as a button? eyes up, sunshine!

Ya gotta be kidding me . that's the biggest load of bullshit I've heard in a long time .. you serious don't expect us to believe all that crap !!!

But my advice is ... don't park your bike on the wet spot ...