Pimp my ride

[pogz88]

Well, then it's obvious!

You need to get your bike injected!



I'd start with the basics, like measles, rubella, chickenpox, distemper, rabies....

you can do that? Wont that be $$$ive?

[Eurodave]

You have all overlooked the most obvious thing

Lowering; take the springs out of the forks & remove the spring from the rear shock to make sure there is almost zero suspension movement

You can then make impressive sparks as your bike drags its pegs,muffler etc every time you lean a few degrees

[Wolf]

And fur. Or furry carpet.

Please please please tell me that pic is a photoshop job

I'd hate to think you'd come back to find some bloke in a panda suit on top of your bike "yiffing"....

(Thanks to CSI for more insight into the world of plushies and furries than I ever wanted...)

[vifferman]

Please please please tell me that pic is a photoshop job

Sorry.
Unfortunately, it's not.
Some Murkn friends of mine were riding in Alabama, and "discovered" it.

"Looky here, Myrtle, at what them thar heeelbeelies gorn and done to a parfickly good VFR!"

Here's another pic, for your enjoyment, plus a pic of one they didn't see, that I had in my Pix folder.

[The Tazman]

and a thing that makes a noise like a urinal flushing every time you change gear

That is brilliant, as for the rest of you guys you should be on stage with that humour. Thanks for the laugh guys

Taz

[Wolf]

Sorry.
Unfortunately, it's not.
Some Murkn friends of mine were riding in Alabama, and "discovered" it.

"Looky here, Myrtle, at what them thar heeelbeelies gorn and done to a parfickly good VFR!"

Here's another pic, for your enjoyment, plus a pic of one they didn't see, that I had in my Pix folder.

Hmmmm, what's that sticky stuff on the seat?

[Monsterbishi]

Sometimes when I'm feeling in a bling mood, I put the rear seat cover on my bike...

[magnum]

there is an international kawasaki site called kawiforums or something,very good.best mod you can make is lower the front sprocket by 1 tooth,cost f all as well,but your speedo will be out[try a cateye cycle computer $40]and works a treat.jet kits r cheap but dyno time isnt[$100/hour,min 2/3 hours]double bubble screens r cheap too and work well,try ebay.good luck.

[Suzi Q]

or should that be ho!

My garden hoe never looks good as a pillion

(Sorry, I couldn't resist!)

Get a hoe with a skimpy outfit to hop on the back seat!

[Suzi Q]

I need those chaps!!

Don't forget the matching chaps:

[NhuanH]

Power commander and tha set..how does this work? Doesn't this control the air fuel mixture hence power output?

Which means you need a fuel injected engine? Me bike is carburated.

Dynojet make jet kits for carbied bikes. Which is what they were doing before they got onto PCs. Clicky click here That would go in tandem with an aftermarket can nicely. I think Red Baron has an exotic Akrapovic carbon can...

Other mods (not sure what you've done so far):
Grippy road/track oriented tyres (for when we get a dry day ) - use search on this site to find entire threads dedicated to tyres. A quick summary of them all would probably turn up Pirelli Diablo/Metzeler M1, and whatever the new Roadtec equivalent is/Bridgestone BT-012/BT-014 amongst the top KB rated
Flush mount indicators
Fender eliminator
Crash bungs/swingarm spools
Double bubble screen

BTW, welcome and go the Kwaka! - another Ninja in our midst :raghead:

Or you could just buy one of these 2005 ZX-6Rs which seem to be a bit popular around these parts:
My 2005

[Kjell]

I would suggest a missle shaped balloon filled with helium.

When you ride, looks like a misslle chasing you, so 'you are riding to avoid it'. Although that fur may slow ya down a tad. Hope youget a matching jacket.

[TwoSeven]

I'd like to hear your ideas on how to pimp my ride. Anything from cosmetic to performance mods.

After watching the program, it seems the basic requirement is some speakers belonging to some crap brand, and a few hundred dollar LCD touch screens.

[DEATH_INC.]

There's a bunch of stunt riders in Miami who all have their bikes done with the fur....
http://roninracer.homestead.com/ZOOCREW.html

[unhingedlizard]

you guys are forgeting the big thing.

Carbon fibre.

Spend your kids college money on a full C/F fairing kit, seat unit, get an engineer to hollow out all the engine bolts, buy a full pink and white leather suit with big kneesliders and buy some bald tyres cause they are like slicks.

After all of this you wont be able to afford riding lessons and that gym membership will have to be canned but at least you will go faster than Carl Fogarty.

In the rain


If he gave you a head start


From the finish line



Oh, and you where standing still.