The nice policeman thread

[Patrick]

Well now, a cop pulled me over the other night, disco lights and all, for driving my car
I was going Under the speed limit too.. but my car is a black Supra so he felt the need.. and no, I was not amused, so I'm not feeling the love..

What a bastard for checking to see if the car was stolen from ya...

Must be the first Supra in Canturbury driving under the limit trying hard not to attract attention....

[sondela]

Hah, if someone stole that car they'd be out on a back road trying to find out how quick it is, not driving sedately on the motorway.. besides, you too would try not to attract attention if you didn't want to lose your licence.. again...

[_Shrek_]

Last Monday I had a nice copper make me a cup of tea in the Police station

when we stop over Belclutha there's a nice copper who makes us coffee

Sorry, the only nice policeman are policemen that solve real crimes and get criminals off our streets and incarcerated where they belong. Traffic cops today are failed morons who lack the mental capacity to solve real crime and do something positive for society.
I deal with crap everyday, but the thing that makes me wake up and go in the morning is the feeling that, I am making a difference, slowly and surely..... I could never be a cop, I'd end up hating me more than the public do........

sorry RR while i've meet some SH's, there's been more who have just given me the roit act about speed, or they are riders them selves & just say keep it down & enjoy your ride or wagged their finger after a flash from their lights

I was on a ride thru National Park just before last Xmas, when a guy I was with got pulled up for 150kph. The first thing the cop said was "Thanks for stopping" he even let us get a pic and just gave us a warning. I don't have any reason to bash cops after that one

Kelly's a guy now you have got me worried

[rastuscat]

Traffic cops today are failed morons who lack the mental capacity to solve real crime and do something positive for society.

.............and you wonder why traffic cops get cynical...........

[doc]

Kelly's a guy now you have got me worried

She wouldn't have stopped.

[tri boy]

Good cop, bad cop, doesn't matter. Theyre still cops.
(sneak in with the humans at parties)





Hi Patrick

[Neshi]

Well now, a cop pulled me over the other night, disco lights and all, for driving my car
I was going Under the speed limit too.. but my car is a black Supra so he felt the need.. and no, I was not amused, so I'm not feeling the love..

Don't understand how you can be mad at that cop, or "not amused" as you say... that would just give me a laugh, I'd thank the cop and be on my way. There are better things to spend energy for.
I really don't mind getting pulled over, it shows me they are doing their job. I'd be happy if they did.
It's like getting a trainticket, getting on the train and not being checked.. I always get that cheated feeling: I could just as well NOT bought a ticket... same thing on the road.

[Genie]

The Nice Policemen....


In reality the 'policeman' in post one is really a "Highway Patrolman"...'tis written on the side of his fast vehicle...we seen one tonight, flying past my home chasing young boy racer in rather fast car....got my guests and i outside to watch and listen....they abandoned the chase to which we were pleased, we did not want innocent lives to be lost.

They have his number and will be in touch....about 6.30am - tomorrow - I hope.

This is why I love my local police....in the end the baddie is always caught and that is what matters. That is what makes this place a little bit nicer.

P.S. I love my bike

[yachtie10]

I know some nice policemen
I have only had one bad run in with the police doing there job
I have only had one good run in with the police doing there job
the rest have been neutral (them doing there job)
like most groups of people
some are good some are bad and some are indifferent

Never had an attitude and never been given a warning

[GMcC]

Well I`m guna take back what I have said and thought lately regarding the inaction of the Boys in Blue - particularly the Tax collectors - to properly police our roads and NOT pick on us bikers !
Headed over to Palmy North today mid arvo from Hawkes Bay to Anza and got me Trump ECU flashed to suit aftermarket pipes etc
No biggie, job done so I pointed the red and white beast towards the east and off I pootled. Traffic was building both ways as 1 would expect late on a Friday prior to a fineish forecast weekend
Gassed up at Caltex Woodville took me sunnys off and chugged North - chug being the operative as the queue travelling North was getting longer - WTF - way in the distance a large white burdoning F>>N campervan getting all and sundry to play follow the leader ! Typical
Well as luck would have it Mr Hwy PatrolMan was cruising back South so as he eased on by I gave him the Seig Heil lefthand salute and gestured that ALL was not well pointing /fisting the air towards the culprit
Few seconds later and low and behold I spied the blue/red flashy things in me rears
Hmmmmm.... - did he take exception to my glove ?
Could there have been an accident ?
Ne ways he shot past guns ablazing and further up the road at the top of passing lanes he had collared the F>>k
Good job
As I waited my turn ( respectfully ) to pass up the double lanes the lovely Officer gave me a wave and thumbs up for dutifully bringing to his attention this potent ticking timebomb of a Menace - SLOW F>>N DRIVER !!!!
Thanks again Mate
You made my day
You also made the day of many frustrated drivers that were strung out like intestines playing Camperwanks game of " I dont give a Toss "
Probably averted a few near misses and perhaps a possible Bad one

Good Work

[toycollector10]

Many, many years ago...

"Sir, I strongly suspect you have been drinking and that you are over the limit" (I might have been)

"Where do you live, son?"

I said "about a hundred yards up the road" so he say's "Go home, go straight home, now"

That's about it as I've lived a very sheltered life.

In a similar vein: Theoretically: If' I'm pulled over for a minor offence.

A) I have to produce my licence. I do so and show it to the officer. Can I keep possession of it though?

B) He asks me to get out of the vehicle. Do I have to? It's just a minor speeding thing, say.

I saw a woman sitting in a traffic cop's front passenger seat with the copper in the driver's seat after an obvious stop and it looked dodgy to me, very dodgy.

No guessing please, I would prefer any serving or ex coppers to answer those questions, thanks.

[SMOKEU]

I saw a woman sitting in a traffic cop's front passenger seat with the copper in the driver's seat after an obvious stop and it looked dodgy to me, very dodgy.

No guessing please, I would prefer any serving or ex coppers to answer those questions, thanks.

The "sly blowjob on the side of the road" is nothing new.

[MIXONE]

The "sly blowjob on the side of the road" is nothing new.

Got you off a few tickets then has it?

[SMOKEU]

Got you off a few tickets then has it?

If it's a hot female cop who makes me an offer I can't refuse.....

[caseye]

Well I`m guna take back what I have said and thought lately regarding the inaction of the Boys in Blue - particularly the Tax collectors - to properly police our roads and NOT pick on us bikers !
Headed over to Palmy North today mid arvo from Hawkes Bay to Anza and got me Trump ECU flashed to suit aftermarket pipes etc
No biggie, job done so I pointed the red and white beast towards the east and off I pootled. Traffic was building both ways as 1 would expect late on a Friday prior to a fineish forecast weekend
Gassed up at Caltex Woodville took me sunnys off and chugged North - chug being the operative as the queue travelling North was getting longer - WTF - way in the distance a large white burdoning F>>N campervan getting all and sundry to play follow the leader ! Typical
Well as luck would have it Mr Hwy PatrolMan was cruising back South so as he eased on by I gave him the Seig Heil lefthand salute and gestured that ALL was not well pointing /fisting the air towards the culprit
Few seconds later and low and behold I spied the blue/red flashy things in me rears
Hmmmmm.... - did he take exception to my glove ?
Could there have been an accident ?
Ne ways he shot past guns ablazing and further up the road at the top of passing lanes he had collared the F>>k
Good job
As I waited my turn ( respectfully ) to pass up the double lanes the lovely Officer gave me a wave and thumbs up for dutifully bringing to his attention this potent ticking timebomb of a Menace - SLOW F>>N DRIVER !!!!
Thanks again Mate
You made my day
You also made the day of many frustrated drivers that were strung out like intestines playing Camperwanks game of " I dont give a Toss "
Probably averted a few near misses and perhaps a possible Bad one

Good Work

I'm sitting here shaking my head wondering if the further south you go the more Human and benevolent the Rozza's get.
Pinch me Patrick, Scummy! this poster has just described how it should be on our roads isn't that wonderful?
A good yarn mate, but Na I don't believe a word of it.well actually I do but how i pine for real road coppers like this guy up here in the winterless(Tui's anyone?) North