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    [QUOTE=caseye;1129830809]Peasea, Banned? Bugger!QUOTE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    Bent 12, get a life, there are more people on here than you could possibly know who consider scummy a friend long before also being a member of the constabulary.It takes all sorts to make an omlette
    He's never made me an omlette, although he always does me a cup of tea at the Police station on the way through
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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    It takes all sorts to make an omlette we have a damn fine one here at KB
    that would be Crissy Bimbo aka Normajean = mrs scummy

    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    He's never made me an omlette,
    it's all in the timing grass-opper
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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    No, wasn't in any hurry at all, didn't even bother accelerating after swerving around the poor 4wd.

    Even if that were the case, they could have quietly ovetaken the the guy in front... indicators won't alert anyone to anything... or simply follow at a reasonable distance. Absolutely no reason to sit on somebodys bumper like that, was very poor form and not doing public relations any favours.

    I'm reasonably pro-police, and I tend to ignore people when they bitch about the police doing stupid crap like that, I assume they're embelishing or making some/all of it up, but I can't deny what I saw.
    Fair enough. Must have been doing what 95% of the rest of the population does then...

    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    We were down at the beach-front park this morning with our grandson and not feeling too well I sat in the car.

    A Police car cruised by followed by a red mufti Crewman Ute and both were travelling sedately and nicely, keeping good speed and distances. I couldn't see anything to criticise at all...
    Can't have been looking hard enough then Ed.... Hows the mend coming along?

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    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    Peasea, Banned? Bugger!
    He'll be back soon enough I guess. Can't kill a weed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    Can't have been looking hard enough then Ed.... Hows the mend coming along?
    I did try, really I did, but they were wearing seatbelts and everything... I think they'd even combed their hair! Of course there are some things one can't check, like whether they'd washed behind their ears...

    I'm okay, thanks, but anxious about Wed. when I have my next x-ray and surgeon's appointment. I'm really hoping it will show some improvement, I'm going a bit stir-crazy stuck inside in this brace after 12 weeks! But my caregiver makes it worth it, she's a sweety and a trained masseuse. I must be one of the very few people who look forward to Monday mornings...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    I did try, really I did, but they were wearing seatbelts and everything... I think they'd even combed their hair! Of course there are some things one can't check, like whether they'd washed behind their ears...

    I'm okay, thanks, but anxious about Wed. when I have my next x-ray and surgeon's appointment. I'm really hoping it will show some improvement, I'm going a bit stir-crazy stuck inside in this brace after 12 weeks! But my caregiver makes it worth it, she's a sweety and a trained masseuse. I must be one of the very few people who look forward to Monday mornings...
    Hair? What's that...? Covers the dirty behind the ears stuff.....?

    Masseuse sounds perfect. She can massage that swelling you have...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    Hair? What's that...? Covers the dirty behind the ears stuff.....?

    Masseuse sounds perfect. She can massage that swelling you have...
    Did I mention she's a slim, tanned, blonde...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    I must be one of the very few people who look forward to Monday mornings...
    I don't work Mondays, just Tuesday - Friday

    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Did I mention she's a slim, tanned, blonde...?
    I have a slim, brunett & I get to sleep with her too
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Shrek_ View Post
    I don't work Mondays, just Tuesday - Friday

    I have a slim, brunett & I get to sleep with her too
    Well, I've got a slim, blonde/brunette/redhead depending on her current hair colour, that I get to sleep with and ogle every day, PLUS a younger, slim blonde who gives me a nice massage every morning...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    Fair enough. Must have been doing what 95% of the rest of the population does then...
    No doubt man. If you can work out who it was from that info, tell 'em people do see that shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Well, I've got a slim, blonde/brunette/redhead depending on her current hair colour, that I get to sleep with and ogle every day, PLUS a younger, slim blonde who gives me a nice massage every morning...
    keep mending
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Well, I've got a slim, blonde/brunette/redhead depending on her current hair colour, that I get to sleep with and ogle every day, PLUS a younger, slim blonde who gives me a nice massage every morning...
    Rasim fasim poor old Edbear all that, and, No work on Monday.Hope that appointment goes well mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Shrek_ View Post
    keep mending
    Quote Originally Posted by caseye View Post
    Rasim fasim poor old Edbear all that, and, No work on Monday.Hope that appointment goes well mate.
    Yeah, it's really tough, I know, all this pampering and attention but I suffer willingly...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bent12 View Post
    dogshit - you spend far to much time here to be effective - ipso you are impotent - a small dick cruising the highways with a substandard, festering, insatiable hardon, god forgive north island prossies - amen
    Piss off, stop trolling and get a life you silly prick! - if that's really how you judge me without ever having met me? - well.....

    ME?

    I'm cruising the highways and byways of Wyoming, South Dakota and Montana on a 2010 H-D 'bagger', so smooth and cruisy with stereo blaring, 92 degrees sunny day after being at the ZZ Top concert last night......ah bliss.

    Life is too short to go around getting all festered-up over a person you have never dealt with and who is unlikely to ever affect you life...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bent12 View Post
    dogshit - you spend far to much time here to be effective - ipso you are impotent - a small dick cruising the highways with a substandard, festering, insatiable hardon, god forgive north island prossies - amen

    Not sure how you come up with that impotent and small dick stuff ........
    Knowledgeable on the subject are you...?
    Dangerous and silly comments about somebody you don't even know...
    Real straight men wouldn't say stupid shit like that...
    But apparently you aren't straight..

    You are Bent....
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