She is a cool looking dog almost identical to my flatmates hybrid (read small) American Bull Dog.Originally Posted by george formby
Great personalities and attitude lol
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She is a cool looking dog almost identical to my flatmates hybrid (read small) American Bull Dog.
Great personalities and attitude lol
Fully qualified Sifter.
That's odd then. Because it seemed to me you were taking the piss out of anyone that'd choose to own a Schnauzer...while a big tough police dog is cool. I also think you'll find Schnauzers are quite intelligent...even if not quite as tough as you'd like.
As far as the use of the word masturbation goes...not afraid to use it. It just takes me longer to type. Not all of us have complete typist skills 101 under our belt.
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I'll keep it simple. You've made a number of assumptions. Without spelling it out we know what happens with with them...
The post was a humorous take on an incident. Based off your responses (fact, rather than assumption) to this thread, you clearly lack a sense of humour.
Fully qualified Sifter.
Ummmm...when you make assumptions, to try and look cool / and or tough, you end up with a stutter?
So you start a thread. You think it's cool/funny to take the piss out of other peoples choices. Try to be funny. Get pulled up on it. Get bitchy and go for the 'intelligence' angle. Then you talk about a lack of depth in vocabulary.
Odd when this was your reply to my original post...
"Fuck let me go get a box of tissues"
I think you'll need more than a box of them, from what I've seen of your posts.
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Personal is it????
Just faidin away!
Hmmm, just had a thought!
Teach your small dog to attack on a non obvious command, then wash it a drug loaded lotion and take it through customs!
When the drug dog gets all excited command your dog (in-obtrusively) to attack!
When the mealy is over and calm prevails, sue the customs for damages to you and to your dog!
You would have to move about a bit to avoid being rumbled though!
Hmmmm, best just have another puff and refine my big plan a little!
Forum whore
A little tip - quit while you think you are ahead. There was no humour - other than laughing at you that is.
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At least one person laughed at the time, even if that was me... If you need to laugh at me then feel free to amuse your tiny mind if it makes you feel better.
Trying to be a good dog
Maybe one of the two dogs lacked socialization training. Awful
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Ya think????
Don't get me started! I could rant for hours about dickhead owners who let their precious Fido/Fifi run around and do whatever the hell they like just because they happen to be in an 'off-leash' area...but thats another thread LOL.
Just wanna point out that if you think Schnauzers aren't 'tough' (and by tough I mean willing to do what it takes to protect its pack) then you underestimate the breed. Sure the miniature version may be limited by its size (still feisty though!) but the standard is quite capable of defending itself and its pack and the giant Schnauzer? Like I said before...super powerful dogs and attitude to match.
A friend of mine had a breeding pair of giants, the male was in a car in the supermarket carpark waiting for the return of his 'mistress' ...as she approached the car she got jumped by a mugger and next thing that happens is the Schnauzer came smashing through the windscreen and attacked the mugger.
No charges were laid against the dog...
Nah... they're not tough...
...it is better to live 1 day as a Tiger than 1000 years as a sheep...
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I guess I should say that my puppy is not a masturbation aid & i like Schnauzers & Alsatians. Despite appearances she is classified as a marshmallow terrier & as you say has a wonderful sweet attitude & fun personality. I wonder if the Schnauzer did the doggy equivalent of flicking the bird?
Bite my shiney metal ass
Isn't schnauzer so much fun to say...... Say it with me now..... schnauzer. LOL. But seriously I have two dogs, a doberman and a ridgeback cross and the amount of times I've had either one on a lead in the park and I've copped atitude when some retard with their poodle, Bischon or other fluff mop off its lead comes bouncing up to my dog and my dog growls (and wants to play but I guess kinda looks menacing) is un freakin believable.
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tank slappa
God I sooooooooo know what you're saying!
Up until a year ago I also had 2 dogs, a Ridgeback/Bull Mastif X and a Rotti X. Both of my bitches have been extremely well trained and would never approach another dog unless given the ok to do so by me AND the other owner yet I was constantly fending off idiot precious pedigree pooches who were running around like mad acts cos "its an off-leash area".
When I saw one of these out-of-control dogs coming my way I would always put Shar on the lead and walk quickly in the opposite direction leaving Dyna as the decoy. Shar is the rotti and she has ZERO tolerance for unknown dogs getting in her face!
Why is it that some dog owners think that every dog wants to play with/be badgered by their fido/fifi??? When the other dog owner is putting their dog on a lead and walking away that surely sends a clear message???
Yeah I know this is meandering off the original topic somewhat but what Insanity_rules said is something I happen to relate to strongly!
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
28 posts and no jokes about "police brutality"???
There is golden comedy material begging to be used.
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Weekend cruiser
We have two dogs, love us to bits but when it comes to other dogs..... Used to hate trying to walk them on a leash (in an area where the dogs are only allowed to be on one) and having some dildo let their dog bounce on over, when you ask them to come get their dog they start with the old "oh but they only want to play." Yeah well thats all fine and dandy but isn't it obvious that my dog wants to rip your dogs face off?
That said my fault for having dogs that don't want to be sociable.
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