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    Had to share this giggle, this blonde had some fun...

    I was beginning to wonder if there were points attached to trying to kill a rider displaying an 'L' plate judging by the number of tailgaters I had struck on a couple of rides. And no I wasn't holding up traffic, by tickying at 70km either.

    So I thought it over, and found the best way to be given plenty of room......it was so worth a giggle. Being a blonde finally had a real benefit.
    Instead of tucking my long blonde hair under my jacket or under my helmet, I let it fly free from below my helmet...the results were laughable and expressions just classic... blonde with an 'L' plate. Just magic, plenty of room
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    ha, you may have just solved the whole tailgate-the-learners issue
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    Quote Originally Posted by orsem View Post
    I was beginning to wonder if there were points attached to trying to kill a rider displaying an 'L' plate judging by the number of tailgaters I had struck on a couple of rides. And no I wasn't holding up traffic, by tickying at 70km either.

    So I thought it over, and found the best way to be given plenty of room......it was so worth a giggle. Being a blonde finally had a real benefit.
    Instead of tucking my long blonde hair under my jacket or under my helmet, I let it fly free from below my helmet...the results were laughable and expressions just classic... blonde with an 'L' plate. Just magic, plenty of room
    Hate those tailgaters too. The worst for me was a twin-trailer artic about 2m from my back wheel. Being a bald bloke, maybe I should buy a big blonde wig.

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    A fair chunk of the whole L-plater/tailgating phenomenom is in your head i.e. you aren't very confident so the cars seem scarier & closer.
    Also, you may inadvertantly be inviting some of this behaviour if you ride to the left of the lane, stick more to the right hand side - positioning yourself directly in front of the drivers sight path works well as they are then either forced to change lane position - which you copy - to see around you, or they back off - rinse & repeat until you get the desired outcome.

    Another good trick is to practise your countersteering by weaving from one side of your lane to the other -after all that whole bit of road is there for your use- the WTF looks are rather priceless

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    I'm not sure how these boys know this but its true, riding with your hair out damages it quite badly

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Miss Trouble View Post
    I'm not sure how these boys know this but its true, riding with your hair out damages it quite badly
    I used to have a mullet lol
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    Yes the countersteering trick works well for the really bad tailgaters. I deserve to be on the road just as much as them so ride to the right, claiming the road.
    Can't be a timid biker way out where I live, there are huge truck and trailer units passing often, so it seems the more confident I ride, the more space they give me.

    I just thought there hair trick was priceless and had to share.

    My biggest gripe for the day was not on the road, but the grotty attitude of a shop asistant who was obviously intimidated by the motorbike apparel. Went in to a shop I have had fantastic service for the last 7 months or so, but today was the first time I had called in there to get milk while on my bike. Wow, what an attitude, the asistant wouldn't look at me directly, nor speak, shit I only had synthetic gear on, not as if I was patched to the eye balls in leather. And I'm a 5'2" blonde female....... a real scary biker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orsem View Post
    Yes the countersteering trick works well for the really bad tailgaters. I deserve to be on the road just as much as them so ride to the right, claiming the road.
    Can't be a timid biker way out where I live, there are huge truck and trailer units passing often, so it seems the more confident I ride, the more space they give me.

    I just thought there hair trick was priceless and had to share.

    My biggest gripe for the day was not on the road, but the grotty attitude of a shop asistant who was obviously intimidated by the motorbike apparel. Went in to a shop I have had fantastic service for the last 7 months or so, but today was the first time I had called in there to get milk while on my bike. Wow, what an attitude, the asistant wouldn't look at me directly, nor speak, shit I only had synthetic gear on, not as if I was patched to the eye balls in leather. And I'm a 5'2" blonde female....... a real scary biker.
    Intimidated? Umm, no, my guess is the assistant probably had a personal problem going on that had absolutely nothing to do with you what so ever

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    can't the police ticket you for dangerous riding if you weave on your piece of road?

    In holland you would get pulled over and fined as soon as they see that, maybe even lose your license for dangerous/reckless riding.
    Life is just too damn short for if's and maybe's..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neshi View Post

    In holland you would get pulled over and fined as soon as they see that, maybe even lose your license for dangerous/reckless riding.
    that'd be rubbish. i've gone past a police car standing up....only seeing him as i went past. lol i dont think he cared too muchh to try to u turn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Miss Trouble View Post
    Intimidated? Umm, no, my guess is the assistant probably had a personal problem going on that had absolutely nothing to do with you what so ever
    just finished a sneaky doobie out the back
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neshi View Post
    can't the police ticket you for dangerous riding if you weave on your piece of road?

    In holland you would get pulled over and fined as soon as they see that, maybe even lose your license for dangerous/reckless riding.
    'tyre warming'? i was being diligent officer

    time we got you on a big boys bike Neshi. how long 'til your 6f?
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cayman911 View Post
    that'd be rubbish. i've gone past a police car standing up....only seeing him as i went past. lol i dont think he cared too muchh to try to u turn
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