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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    You're not going to trump on my head again are you Madam Raff? I am sorry, really, I meant US not me, please forgive me.....and I didn't mean important, it was a typo, I meant impotent.
    LMAO

    The all knowing Biff and lets not forget Mistress Riff Raff (with Red hair now... and we all know red heads are fiesty little people )

    hehe so if anyone gives me any grief in person I'll hide behind ya both
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    II've only ever personally known one transvestite that I know of, and I knew him for years before he finally admitted to being one, or should I say was forced to after I bumped into him and a friend of his all dressed up one night when I was out clubbing. Poor bugger was sooo embarrassed. probably not helped by the fact that I was pissed and said something like, "WTF, fancy dress party is it?"
    He wasnt a tory MP was he?
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    lol *gets a little nervous with that idea*

    I've pissed a few people off so far lol, if I meet you all in a group you might take advantage and beat me up... or at least try hehe *has super human bitch powers* lol actually... I'd just get on my bike and run away hehe
    Whilst they/we arn't all as ravenously horny as biff, your far more likely to get taken advantage of in other ways, than of getting beaten.. Unless of course you like that sort of thing in which case I'm sure Biff will be happy to oblige
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    Errrrr.... no, I don't think she likes that sort of thing, Lias.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazbug5
    Errrrr.... no, I don't think she likes that sort of thing, Lias.
    I thought that was patently obvious, for anyone reading the thread.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    lol well I'll not comment as to weather I like or dislike that sort of thing... but if I did... it wouldn't be by a man lol...
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    lol well I'll not comment as to weather I like or dislike that sort of thing... but if I did... it wouldn't be by a man lol...

    How about me? Several times I've had ladies tell me I'm no man.

    Hang on................................................ ....................bastards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    How about me? Several times I've had ladies tell me I'm no man.

    Hang on................................................ ....................bastards.
    That no' gentle' man I think... Besides I've heard they don't have to hang on that long with you...

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    Cool

    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    Besides I've heard they don't have to hang on that long with you...
    And you know this BECAUSE.............lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    That no' gentle' man I think... Besides I've heard they don't have to hang on that long with you...
    I take a fence at that. 'They' have been known to hang on for at least 30 seconds, 15 to get my trousers down and 5 to pull them back up. And I always apologise should I trump during the intimate act. Hmmph

    Quote Originally Posted by crashe
    And you know this BECAUSE.............lol.
    He always hangs around just in case he learns something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman
    Or did the 'zedometer' light up, so you had to see what had been said about you?
    Hehe. No actually Ian, I'd rather use the KB search facility and do a daily search for the word "Zed" to see who's backstabbing me in different threads!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    Hehe. No actually Ian, I'd rather use the KB search facility and do a daily search for the word "Zed" to see who's backstabbing me in different threads!
    No one's backstabing you here Zed. That's your paranoid thinking. We just throw out the line and you take the bait.


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    Free Scott Watson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    Maybe they do, but if that's the case, the Chch and Auckland brigade have had their arses kicked by a bunch of skirt wearing pooftas.

    Well done boys, keep it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zed
    Hehe. No actually Ian, I'd rather use the KB search facility and do a daily search for the word "Zed" to see who's backstabbing me in different threads!
    A dangerous confession. An enterprising chap could have a bit of fun armed with that knowledge, Zed, if you catch my drift...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    A dangerous confession. An enterprising chap could have a bit of fun armed with that knowledge, Zed, if you catch my drift...
    That was no confession Hitch, you must've misinterpreted my chosen smilie.

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