View Poll Results: What Kind Of Rider Are You?

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  • I am a good rider

    26 26.80%
  • I am an awesome rider, except on hills and in corners....... $%#@

    7 7.22%
  • I am a professional rider and everyone else sux....

    1 1.03%
  • I am super awesome, everyone wishes they were as awesome as me!

    8 8.25%
  • I ride good, but most of the other nobs on here are fuktards!

    5 5.15%
  • I ride like crap, it's a wonder I am alive....

    26 26.80%
  • I don't ride, I'm really only on the forum to be Cool!

    4 4.12%
  • "All Weather Rider" ride everywhere, and don't drive a cage. Too awesome!

    20 20.62%
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Thread: What kind of rider are you?

  1. #1
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    What kind of rider are you?

    Well, this is all about you. I thought it would be interesting to have some self expression of what sorta riders we think we are, want to be, or what we think our friends are.......

    You can be honest, and noone will know.........

    We have all sorts on here, and this might reveal the reality.
    I am freindly really, I only bite when provoked

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    You don't have up there an OKish rider - for that would be me.

    I'm not happy with where I'm at and can't wait to get out and learn more. Practice a bit, then some more, and more and ...

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    I pretty much suck, so try and ride with that in mind.

    Like to feed her some fat, but when others howl off I let em go.

    Also take heed of the fact that of all the pieces in the equation, I'm the softest, and the most likely to be fuckered in the event that something goes poorly.

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    Funny poll. Does "I am a good rider" mean "I am immensely skilled at high-speed racetrack maneuvers, have split second reflexes and balls of steel" or "I seem to be reasonably good at not falling off and hurting myself, and I try not to be too much of a cock"?

    'Cos both good be described as "good", depending on your outlook, but I'm much more one of those than the other.

    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Also take heed of the fact that of all the pieces in the equation, I'm the softest, and the most likely to be fuckered in the event that something goes poorly.
    Now that is a good perspective. Bling to you...
    Redefining slow since 2006...

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    Owh shux!

    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    You don't have up there an OKish rider - for that would be me.

    I'm not happy with where I'm at and can't wait to get out and learn more. Practice a bit, then some more, and more and ...
    I didn't think to put Awesome Biker Chick, and the other awesome one Ultimo Nana Rider! lol


    be a few of those on here for sure.
    I am freindly really, I only bite when provoked

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    Surprising I'm the only super awesome so far???

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    Still alive and whole (ish) after forty two years of riding. "Careful" would be an apt description (these days anyway...less so forty years ago). Although, having said that, I have fallen off every bike I have owned bar one. And that one was a CB250 communter I had for a brief period - until I got so bored with it I stopped riding it...
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Rider View Post

    You can be honest, and noone will know.........

    We have all sorts on here, and this might reveal the reality.
    No one will know? On a Public Poll?

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    all weather every day, dont own a car. have been riding motorbikes since i was 4, mainly racing dirt for 10yrs or so now i got my first road bike 5mthns ago!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Surprising I'm the only super awesome so far???
    No one comes near the super awesomeness of Big Dave. You are in a class of your own!

    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit View Post
    No one will know? On a Public Poll?
    The headbanger pic gave it away......


    Put me down for the super-awesome-nannas club.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

    Katman to steveb64
    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Move over sister, I own the Nanas Club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rogue Rider View Post
    I didn't think to put Awesome Biker Chick, and the other awesome one Ultimo Nana Rider! lol


    be a few of those on here for sure.
    Think I'd like to be part of the Ultimo Nana Rider's Club please and thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    Think I'd like to be part of the Ultimo Nana Rider's Club please and thank you.
    Addmission is free Genie....
    And oh the fun times......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Move over sister, I own the Nanas Club!
    Has your Mom not taught you how to share?

    Best she learn you a lesson in chivalry.

    (oops...bit sick down here...sorry Maha...just read your most gentlemanly post....please forgive. (I'll buy you chocolate))
    Last edited by Genie; 7th August 2010 at 18:58. Reason: Slow and sick

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    I've done about 15,000km of riding on road bikes and haven't managed to bin any of them.

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