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  1. 29th August 2010, 20:33 #181
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Just showing the English language is changing all the tme
    Had to do Middle English at school to study Chaucer... (kind of got interested in Old English as well).
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    Why do I spend 8 hours trying to get to sleep only to fall into a deep slumber the moment the alarm is silenced in the morning?
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    Why are some people just complete and utter wankstains?
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    Why do we refer to some bike forks as upside down? Who decided which was the right way up to start with?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    What is the difference between a duck ?
    The difference between a duck and a duck, is that one of it's legs are both the same. On that matter, why does Donald Duck wear a shirt, but no pants, and Mickey used to wear pants, but no shirt?
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    When in a (doomed) relationship does that goddess of delight and loveliness turn into the she cat from hell?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter View Post
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    So Masport can stay in business
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  10. 30th August 2010, 21:45 #190
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    Quote Originally Posted by KiWiP View Post
    When in a (doomed) relationship does that goddess of delight and loveliness turn into the she cat from hell?
    Right after the words ... I do ...
    When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    Why are some people just complete and utter wankstains?
    Depends .... some are natural's ...

    SOME need practice ....
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  12. 30th August 2010, 23:08 #192
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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    Why does an alarm go off when it turns on?

    When you're at the beach, why do you go in to get out of the water?
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    why do people wear Hi-vis jackets on motorbikes....

    then put a black bag over top????


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