Salesman wanted.

**Fart** · 2nd June 2005, 13:42

If only you were in Auckland.

You are talking to a natural saleman/marketing guru.

**Big Dave** · 2nd June 2005, 14:11

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Made me smile at the thought though... "Nah mate those new triumph ST's a fuckin' UGLY as and only a blind poofter with no mates would buy one. If ya wants class mate....take a look at this Moto Guzzi... choooooice!"

Get fucked. (Made me smile)

**Paul in NZ** · 2nd June 2005, 14:37

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Get fucked. (Made me smile)

I am certainly planning that in the very near future Dave!

Paul N

Actually.... I'd probably never say that, I have opinions on things but I'm old enough to know that looks are entirely subjective... FWIW I don't really like the looks of the new Moto Guzzi 1100 Breva much. The last one I REALLY liked was the old 1100i Sport

**Big Dave** · 2nd June 2005, 14:45

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

I am certainly planning that in the very near future Dave!

Paul N

Actually.... I'd probably never say that, I have opinions on things but I'm old enough to know that looks are entirely subjective... FWIW I don't really like the looks of the new Moto Guzzi 1100 Breva much. The last one I REALLY liked was the old 1100i Sport

What year is it down there?
But yeah - I understand - I'm going to chuck more money at my trophy because there isn't a new bike currently on the market that suits me as well.

I DO like the Street Rod, but it's out of my $ range and i do like the ST - but it's a tad too small for me, so stick with what i have and refurbish is the answer too.

**mikey** · 2nd June 2005, 14:54

Originally Posted by Waylander

Yea and the fact that they closed the only course in the country that tought motorcycle mechanics didn't help that any.

go on weltec website

its all there.

weltec in petone. half a minute from my house. not sure why im not doing it.

**Paul in NZ** · 2nd June 2005, 15:26

Originally Posted by Big Dave

What year is it down there?

Weeeelll Put it this way... If I win 6million on Looto this weekend my purchase list would be.

A new gramaphone

An Egli Vincent (one of patrick Godet's ones with a 1300cc engine if he has it going yet)

A Manx Norton

A Thruxton Bonni replica (a real one one one of those fucking ghey ones)

A 1968 BSA Firebird (the one with a pipe each side)

A 1968 Triumph TR6C

A Brough Superior SS100 Alpine Special

A Mick Hemmings Manx Triton

Moto Guzzi 1100i

Moto Guzzi Mk1 LM

Moto Guzzi 1000s

Moto Guzzi Eldorado

And some sort of modern thing for everyday stuff.

**Fart** · 2nd June 2005, 15:31

I am thinking of getting a Norton Commando for my second bike.

**ManDownUnder** · 2nd June 2005, 15:43

Any jobs out there for sale bods in Auckland - selling bikes... 6 figure income needed ...

Experienced sales, full licence, keen on bikes - keen to learn more. Mechanical Fitter by Trade.. Business Degree... hmm what else - nice guy?

PM me - I'm waiting for your calls...

MDU

**John** · 2nd June 2005, 15:46

Dont worry I'm here see you tommorrow...

Funny is I

**Lou Girardin** · 2nd June 2005, 16:37

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Weeeelll Put it this way... If I win 6million on Looto this weekend my purchase list would be.

An Egli Vincent

It's your lucky day.
We have one.

**Paul in NZ** · 2nd June 2005, 16:50

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Weeeelll Put it this way... If I win 6million on Looto this weekend my purchase list would be.

An Egli Vincent

It's your lucky day.
We have one.

Oh! (says Paul in a not really caring slightly distracted fashion).... um any chance of a little test ride?

Please?

**Lou Girardin** · 2nd June 2005, 17:28

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Oh! (says Paul in a not really caring slightly distracted fashion).... um any chance of a little test ride?

Please?

Oh absolutely, just leave a limb as security.
In fact, if you dropped it, the owner would remove the limb/s himself.

**riffer** · 2nd June 2005, 22:22

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Oh absolutely, just leave a limb as security.
In fact, if you dropped it, the owner would remove the limb/s himself.

Come now Lou, those things are so tough, surely you'd be getting a call from Auckland City Council about the damage to the road...

The Egli Vincent is my dream bike.

**StoneChucker** · 2nd June 2005, 22:47

Originally Posted by riffer

Come now Lou, those things are so tough, surely you'd be getting a call from Auckland City Council about the damage to the road...

The Egli Vincent is my dream bike.

I know, I'm lazy, but someone care to post a picture of an Ugly Vincent?
Cheers

**Timber020** · 2nd June 2005, 22:53

Ive been practicing, I can give the following answers with a straight face.

"You know Harleys are really taking off with younger riders"

"Bikes arent about horsepower, it about torque"

"American quality."

"Black leather and tassles really look good on you."

"Oh your the first lawyer/accountant/IT guy weve sold one of these to."

"Chrome is classy."

And I can say Buell and high performance in the same sentance.

No its okay, Im not really after the job, it would just lead to the feeding of my addiction.

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