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  1. 2nd June 2005, 21:33 #1
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    Ideal Job Predictor

    Just cleaning out some crap on my harddrive and came across this.

    Don't know if you have seen this before on this site, if so I apologise.

    Have some fun, type in your real name or better still your KB'r handle.

    Pretty accurate for Spankme
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    Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.

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    Lol, I admire your sense of humour mate, good to see a few of us don't mind a bit of stirring
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    Your ideal job would be: Top Gun Pilot........


    yeah I'm the man........... .
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    Quote Originally Posted by justsomeguy
    Name: Ujwal

    Your ideal job would be: Top Gun Pilot........


    yeah I'm the man........... .
    Haha, nice but just to let you know that if you type in "Justsomeguy" you loose your 1.4 billion dollar F14 aircraft for a broom
    Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.

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    Lol, I admire your sense of humour mate, good to see a few of us don't mind a bit of stirring
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    If I put in Cathy and my surname it says : teaching pensioners to drive BUT if I put in Catherine and my surname it says: nice old man!

    Ooooooooo but if I just put in Cathy it says: circus freak! Cooooooool!

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm...ok Catherine = village idiot. That I don't like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NAK1D
    Haha, nice but just to let you know that if you type in "Justsomeguy" you loose your 1.4 billion dollar F14 aircraft for a broom
    Yup but I get magical powers and get to do wicked things.... so it evens things out
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    Hehe I put in my name and get...



    Brain Surgeon




    And Waylander gets...



    Village Idiot...




    On second thought, I'll take Jack.

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    Put in Ixion. Get Porn Star.

    Eat yer heart out all of you, the proggy knows EXACTLY what it's about.
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    This program has real insight "john mills" = Emperor of all the world

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    Quote Originally Posted by John
    This program has real insight "john mills" = Emperor of all the world
    You might be Emperor but check what Jack comes up as.

    Even world emperors have to listen to somebody.

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    Heh, heh. That thing is really funny. Props to the inventor. I was actually interested enough to hack into the code to see how it did it.

    here's the complete list of what you can be :

    • Prime Minister
      Litter Warden
      Headteacher
      Traffic Warden
      Unemployed
      Pole Dancer
      Gigolo
      Stripper
      Paleantologist
      Chef
      Retail Store Manager
      Rally Car Driver
      Village Idiot
      Quiz Show Contestant
      Air Steward(ess)
      Trained Assassin
      Playing for Rangers
      Satan
      Anything except what you're doing now
      Office Gopher
      Sewage Worker
      Hypnotist
      Monkey Impressionist
      Soap Actor (ie. River City)
      Jungle Explorer
      Housekeeper
      Topless Model
      Professional Shopper
      Professional Tramp
      Shoplifting
      Psycho-Therapist
      Lumberjack
      Insurance Fraudster
      Dodgem Driver
      Emperor of all the world
      President
      Teaching Pensioners to Drive
      Suicide Bomber
      Lap Dancer
      Professional Hippy
      Heavyweight Boxer
      Stand Up Comedian
      Human Shield
      Funeral Director
      Muppet Impersonator
      Office numpty
      Brain Surgeon
      God
      Dog Walker
      Playing for Aberdeen
      Computer Nerd
      Alien investigator
      Prostitute
      Dentist
      The job you have now
      Vibrator Tester
      Fluffy Bunny Trainer
      Sandwich Board Advertising
      In a land far, far away
      Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them
      Porn Star
      Church Minister
      Nice Old Man
      Mime Artist
      Reality TV Show star
      Street Sweeper
      Big Game Hunter
      Supermodel
      Superhero
      Panto Dame
      Movie star
      Rear End of Panto Cow
      Second-Hand Car Salesman
      Internet Hacker
      Cowboy
      Astrologer
      Astronaut
      Spinster with cats
      Top Gun Pilot
      Clown
      Bearded Lady in the circus
      Kids TV Presenter
      Evil boss
      Nursery Teacher
      As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in
      Ho
      Circus Freak
      Pirate
      Mad Scientist
      Pro Football Player
      Goal Scoring Superstar Hero
      Nun
      Puppeteer
      Rabbit Slayer
      Porn Star
      Garden Gnome
      Permanent Temp
      Wicked Witch of the West
      Animal Therapist
      … who are you kidding, you work?
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    my first name brings up Top gun pilot
    first and surname is Human sheild
    full name is Evil boss
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    Edit: Ixion that spoils the fun, it's like telling everyone what's in the chrismas crackers, we all know it's worthless, but the fun is in the surprise
    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Ok im coming out of my closet just this one time , I too kinda have a curvy figure which makes it worse beacuse im a guy. Well the waist kinda goes in and the bum pushes out. When I was in college the girls in my year would slap me on the arse and squeeze because apparently it is firm, tight... I wear jeans
    .....if I find this as a signature Ill hunt you down, serious, capice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zadok
    Real name: Brain Surgeon
    zadok: Mime Artist
    Name wouldn't happen to be Jacob somthing would it?

    Sever
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    see her, you'll never free her
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