I think you all musta missed my Font Size 1, white post, which read: Kate HawkesbyLooks great on Tv, but I must admit in the magazines (womens day etc, at publicity events) she looks a little different.
I think you all musta missed my Font Size 1, white post, which read: Kate HawkesbyLooks great on Tv, but I must admit in the magazines (womens day etc, at publicity events) she looks a little different.
Anyone wonder why shes always wearing long sleeve tops???
Crazy Steve
Tattoos from her miss-spent youth that adorn her long slender limbs perhaps? Or maybe she just feels the cold?Originally Posted by Crazy Steve
bloody hell sometimes it spudchucka others its winja -- sort your avatars out.....
Side on she looks like a can-opener...Originally Posted by StoneChucker
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Strange, but youare the 3rd person i've heard this from.Originally Posted by gareth_d
It must be true, I read it on the internet
Speed limits are just a suggestion, like pants.
Not that I've noticed, but I don't mind...Originally Posted by Hitcher
Now, all I have to do to complete my evil plan is:
1) Move to Aucks, and befriend SpeedMedic
2) Happen to show up at family events
3) Dig up some dirt on her husband
4) Convince her, her kids are a figment of her imagination
5) Turn on the charm![]()
hehehe
I can't see how that is relevant, Mr Hitcher sir. Surely the features of significance are the top and back of her head?Originally Posted by Hitcher
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Or am I thinking of Toni Marsh again? In which case the more learned members of this site concur that the back of her head appears to be her preferred presentation.
"You, Madboy, are the Uncooked Pork Sausage of Sausage Beasts. With extra herbs."
- Jim2 c2006
He pinched it to wind me up but I don't care and I'm not changing it just to please him.Originally Posted by justsomeguy
I found one that is suitable for him though, see below.
STOP USING MY AVATAR YOU FUCKEN PIG , I ALREADY TOLD YOU I GOT IT AS PART OF A TAINUI LAND CLAIMOriginally Posted by spudchucka
You know what you need to do WINJA.........
I'll get the mics....
"Excuse me miss"
"I'll take care of this....."
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
TIS TRUE , IVE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING, I LOVE THAT MOVIEOriginally Posted by Indiana_Jones
I'm with you Beemer...mind you...I'd certainly find wimmins brains much more attractive if they jiggled slightly when they walked.......Originally Posted by Beemer
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
Actually, they do. The brain moves slightly, "jiggles", within the skull when we move. It is after just "sitting" on top of the spinal cord, suspended in the cerebrospinal fluid (OK, that's not quite correct as Riff Raff will tell us, but it's approximately so)Originally Posted by idb
So in future will you stare at heads instead of chests ?(Me, I'm a traditionalists. Tits all the way)
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
Who said anything about looking at chests?Originally Posted by Ixion
But tits eh? Hmmmm.
Now that you mention it, they're nice too.
...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)
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