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    Quote Originally Posted by martin smith View Post
    So hey a lot of people in Southland may look down their noses at my scooter.....
    GTFO with your faggy scooter promo...this is a kiwibiker not kiwimetrosexual....no realy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juzz976 View Post
    Are you going to tell us how u wrote the first one off?
    The little wheels did't make it around the big big bend

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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    The little wheels did't make it around the big big bend
    So it didn't fall into a pot hole then?

    I like that video clip where the scooter changes lanes infront of a truck that is goin faster and the driver cannot see scooter. Brutal

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    Did it come with a tube of lube?

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    We won't look down our nose at your scooter, but us southlanders may look down at you......

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    Quote Originally Posted by kit View Post
    We won't look down our nose at your scooter, but us southlanders may look down at you......
    LOL...was that aimed at me? If so,lets say that it may just be a bit of a piss take

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    Quote Originally Posted by martin smith View Post
    So hey a lot of people in Southland may look down their noses at my scooter,because I'm a modern day "Mod" living in a town full of "Rockers",with a Vespa GTS 250ie 2007,but I'm really one up on most of them and at least I can say,that I have the only ONE.I would also add that as Vespa was the world's first successful motorbike with over 15 million of them sold worldwide that everything else is just a copy of them anyway.
    Just for the uneducated,the model I ride is the one that all the cops in England ride with a #3 emissions rating,a 4 stroke water-cooled machine with European good looks,that has a top speed of 137 km and does 0-100 in 6 seconds.When she's fully loaded,she will carry saddlebags,rider and passenger,with both front and rear carriers loaded and still cruise comfortably at the speed limit.
    I'm not sure about economy wise,but last year it cost me about $13 from Invercargill-Dunedin return.
    She has 13 inch wheels with disc brakes and a halogen headlght which is a definite improvement in design all built on a pressed steel chassis.
    New,she sells at $9,700 or about $10,700 with a full chrome kit and the extra carriers.
    At 3 years old and 14,470 kms mine is worth between $6,900-7,500,which is about the cheapest you'll see them for on Trademe.
    This is my 2nd GTS.I wrote the first one off under my insurance,which was one of the first ever sold in NZ,that I bought for just $7,900 from Motorrad in Wellingtown,which although it being their demonstration model,had only done 200 kms.
    Is this you?

    Shaken, not stirred in the shakey city!

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    What dose your boyfriend ride?
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Ok, ok, it's a motorcycle.....even though you sit with your knees together...I won't laugh because my dad in the 1950's rode around France with my mum and all her stuff (if your married you'll understand) on a Lambretta 125.

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    Aren't you worried that people will recognise you??

    I'm not sure how being the only one to have one is a good thing... bit like being the only guy with AIDS isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by martin smith View Post
    Just for the uneducated,the model I ride is the one that all the cops in England ride ...
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    Hi Martin,

    I am reasonably well uneducated and appreciate your consideration for those, like myself, less intelligent than people like you.

    I'd imagine the cops in England wouldn't be catching too many crims these days, surely?


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    Quote Originally Posted by martin smith View Post
    So hey a lot of people in Southland may look down their noses at my scooter,because I'm a modern day "Mod" living in a town full of "Rockers",with a Vespa GTS 250ie 2007,but I'm really one up on most of them and at least I can say,that I have the only ONE.I would also add that as Vespa was the world's first successful motorbike with over 15 million of them sold worldwide that everything else is just a copy of them anyway.
    Just for the uneducated,the model I ride is the one that all the cops in England ride with a #3 emissions rating,a 4 stroke water-cooled machine with European good looks,that has a top speed of 137 km and does 0-100 in 6 seconds.When she's fully loaded,she will carry saddlebags,rider and passenger,with both front and rear carriers loaded and still cruise comfortably at the speed limit.
    I'm not sure about economy wise,but last year it cost me about $13 from Invercargill-Dunedin return.
    She has 13 inch wheels with disc brakes and a halogen headlght which is a definite improvement in design all built on a pressed steel chassis.
    New,she sells at $9,700 or about $10,700 with a full chrome kit and the extra carriers.
    At 3 years old and 14,470 kms mine is worth between $6,900-7,500,which is about the cheapest you'll see them for on Trademe.
    This is my 2nd GTS.I wrote the first one off under my insurance,which was one of the first ever sold in NZ,that I bought for just $7,900 from Motorrad in Wellingtown,which although it being their demonstration model,had only done 200 kms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capt. Crunch View Post
    LOL...was that aimed at me? If so,lets say that it may just be a bit of a piss take
    Na.... just thought mr smith a bit damn strange! I thought your comment was quite good ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by miloking View Post
    GTFO with your faggy scooter promo...this is a kiwibiker not kiwimetrosexual....no realy!
    Well at least he's riding his. Or says he is.

    I'da thunk a snowmobile might've been more use that farrrr south.

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    Each to their own... But never start justifying what you ride, that just opens the door for ridicule...
    "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

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