Get yourself a REAL bike!

**laserracer** · 2nd September 2010, 10:42

She already has it 0800noodleman

**Number One** · 2nd September 2010, 10:43

Originally Posted by Capt. Crunch

Geeeeezz....next he'll be dishing out his cell number

tee hee hee hee hee nah he's all good - not at all a desperate slapper

Originally Posted by laserracer

She aready has it 0800noodleman

Noodles are on the boil!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmm

**laserracer** · 2nd September 2010, 10:47

Here it is only for you NUMBER ONE .....POST NUMBER 1000 WOO HOO YES i gotta admit it im a noodle slapper from way back.. as for vespa's

i think my noodles are gonna pay me another visit

**eelracing** · 2nd September 2010, 11:01

Originally Posted by Rogue Rider

I got a real bike, go a Triumph....

Originally Posted by jack_hamma

You are also a real wanker, you would have to be the biggest try-hard and suckhole on here mate.
Congratulations!

**Number One** · 2nd September 2010, 11:05

Originally Posted by eelracing

Music Vid

Watching that vid I am struck by how physical drumming (even simple drumming) looks....female drummers should wear good sport bras to prevent sag in later life!

Thank you come again

**MasterBry** · 9th September 2010, 09:12

According to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pobl8lB5-20 the Honda Cub is "the greatest ever motorcycle", due to sales, and versatility.
I guess its what ever you think that makes a bike the best.... Sales.or.Style.or.Handling...

To me, its what ever put a smile on ya dial

**NordieBoy** · 9th September 2010, 09:28

Originally Posted by MasterBry

According to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pobl8lB5-20 the Honda Cub is "the greatest ever motorcycle", due to sales, and versatility.
I guess its what ever you think that makes a bike the best.... Sales.or.Style.or.Handling...

To me, its what ever put a smile on ya dial

How many Honda Cubs have done the Dakar?

**nutjob** · 9th September 2010, 09:30

Originally Posted by NordieBoy

How many Honda Cubs have done the Dakar?

I'm guessing it's less than one...

**avgas** · 9th September 2010, 09:35

Get a real bike.
That toy is crap.

**MasterBry** · 9th September 2010, 09:59

My point Exactly

Ride what makes you happy, not sells well

**Big Dave** · 9th September 2010, 11:11

**NordieBoy** · 9th September 2010, 13:41

Make a decent Vespa...

**gatch** · 9th September 2010, 21:33

For the price of your scooter. I can buy my bike, enough gas for a solid month of riding, some sexy lingerie for my girlfriend, a swag of imported beers, entry to several race events and still have change to go halves in slaughtering a cow and get the bbq to cook it on..

But I'll think of you while I'm out riding my bike at potentially over 137kmh, having sex with a scantily clad woman or eating/drinking myself into a stupor..

Real bike hahahahaha.

Homo.

**myvice** · 9th September 2010, 22:18

Originally Posted by gatch

But I'll think of you while I'm out riding my bike at potentially over 137kmh,
Homo.

Wow... My 180 Gilera DNA scoot is 8k slower...

**sondela** · 10th September 2010, 09:01

Originally Posted by Griffin

Well done Martin Smith on owning the one and only "real bike" in the country. Give yourself a pat on the back and ride proudly. Perhaps one day all of us Harley / Triumph / Jappa riders will join the following you are creating and wake up to the fact that we were ALL wrong in our personal choices... Vespa dealers wont know what hit them as we all march in the doors to trade our pretend bikes in on a "real bike" just like yours.

Perhaps you're right, but I'm still quite glad that you didn't include Ducati riders there..

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