DUCK! Too f*#*king late...

**slydesigns** · 9th September 2010, 19:29

Some fun on the way home tonight...

Kamikaze Duck-san vs 675

Duck-san became Duck surprise

F$#k yeah!

It managed to punch through the front fairing, mirror and metal frame stay to end its days headbutting my glove knuckle armour, before Elenaor the pimping wannabe Stunt 675 sliced and diced it and biffed the chunks into my shoulder armour.
Looks... fascinating.
Smelled bad. Seriously bad.

Only wish I'de been enough of a legend to have pulled a standup 12'oClock wheelie into the Stevie Wonder duck. Now THAT wold have been epic and a worthy death.

**Quasi** · 9th September 2010, 19:36

wow - that new camo paint job really worked a treat

Come next 01 May , Eleanore can double as a mai mai

**Cheshire Cat** · 9th September 2010, 19:42

omg you owned the poor duck!

paint it like a pony now

**Owl** · 9th September 2010, 19:44

So to cut a long story short.

Fuck duck yuck suck!

Not pleasant sly

**The Baron** · 9th September 2010, 19:55

Wow. The damage one duck can do!

Good to hear your OK.

**YellowDog** · 9th September 2010, 19:57

Doesn't look like a cheap fix to me.

Good luck.

**hayd3n** · 9th September 2010, 20:01

duck for tea tonight!!
those parts wouldn't be to hard to weld back in

**maggot** · 9th September 2010, 20:03

New way to go hunting?
Hope it made a good dinner mate!

**varminter** · 9th September 2010, 20:06

You bastard, that was my pet duck.

**T.W.R** · 9th September 2010, 20:10

Pretty solid wee beasties when hit at speed

Collected one a few years ago in my landcruiser early one morning on a country road as it flew out of a water race

it clipped the bonnet of the truck, smashed into the windscreen on the passengers side, ripped the window wiper off & cracked the screen top to bottom

When it hit the screen it sounded like someone had fired a shotgun in the cab. stopped and reclaimed my wiper & checked the duck and it was like a sack of mush without any external marks

**Mom** · 9th September 2010, 20:12

Ducks are damaging.

Thank goodness it was not a goose

Gives you a hell fright though eh?

**varminter** · 9th September 2010, 20:20

Did I ever tell you about the time I struck an ostrich?

**raftn** · 9th September 2010, 20:24

Yummmmm roast duck, or a duck curry.....maybe the duck was in a hurry!!

**Genie** · 9th September 2010, 20:25

Murderer! How can you live with yourself. That poor defenceless duck was probably cruising home after a nice shag and you come along and smack him out of exsistence.!