What do you do for a living?

[scumdog]

Shoot fuckers that need it.
Speed when I need to
Impede the progress of innocent motorists
Annoy drunk-drivers
Make people pay for stuff they take.
Force people to wear seat belts.

Have sleepless nights
Tell people their loved one(s) ain't coming home.
Strip dead people.
Scoop bits of people into bags
Humour loser-wankers.
Do WWF type controlling of people that don't want to be controlled.
Tell people the screaming obvious why their relationship is down the tubes.
Try and reason with the pharmaceutically enhanced mental midgets.

And try and stay sane and have fun.
And not look into the bottom of too many bottles. (Like now?)

AND you guys pay for all this.

[justsomeguy]

Shoot fuckers that need it.
Speed when I need to
Impede the progress of innocent motorists
Annoy drunk-drivers
Make people pay for stuff they take.
Force people to wear seat belts.

Have sleepless nights
Tell people their loved one(s) ain't coming home.
Strip dead people.
Scoop bits of people into bags
Humour loser-wankers.
Do WWF type controlling of people that don't want to be controlled.
Tell people the screaming obvious why their relationship is down the tubes.
Try and reason with the pharmaceutically enhanced mental midgets.

And try and stay sane and have fun.
And not look into the bottom of too many bottles. (Like now?)

AND you guys pay for all this.

What sort of advanced driver training/ rider training do you and ambos get???

[scumdog]

What sort of advanced driver training/ rider training do you and ambos get???

Us & 'ambo drivers' (no offence SM) get all the training for our job from 25 years of being speeding screming tyre-burning larrikin petrol heads!!
Then we join up and get 'proper' training!!

[James Deuce]

I don't do anything I ever wanted or expected to do.

[Brett]

Im 21 and I work as a Project Manager for a medium sized construction company. Basically we build shit, residential and semi commercial. I get a huge range of different tasks to do, and get to dictate what I do mostly myself...but somehow it still gets really boreing at times...tho it also rocks at times.

[Biff]

What I do is so secretive I don't even know what I should be doing. So I spend my time on here just in case somebody finds out what I should be doing and asks me to do it.

[WINJA]

Recent Business (IT/eBusiness double major) grad - looking for some business analysis project management work -- while doing some Information Analysis for a going broke IT security firm - and no, it actually is more boring than it sounds..... basically I get paid to read e-mails..........and understand what they mean as I process them.

But I get to work from home and the pay (when it comes) is OK.......

So perks of the job are 5 second daily commute and unrestricted access to KB.

WHAT A TWAT YOU GOT NO JOB CAUSE COMPUTERS ARE A FAD THATS PAST ITS DUE DATE , I PREDICT WITHIN A YEAR OR 2 THAT PEOPLE WONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A COMPUTER IS YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN BETER OFF LEARNING HOW TO FIX TWIN TUB WASHING MACHINES WITH A WRINGER.

[Ixion]

WHAT A TWAT YOU GOT NO JOB CAUSE COMPUTERS ARE A FAD THATS PAST ITS DUE DATE , I PREDICT WITHIN A YEAR OR 2 THAT PEOPLE WONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A COMPUTER IS YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN BETER OFF LEARNING HOW TO FIX TWIN TUB WASHING MACHINES WITH A WRINGER.

I can fix twin tub washing machines. And wringer washing machines. And computers. It's all the same. Just need A BLOODY BIG HAMMER

[Sensei]

I make one off stuff that no one else can make or weld

[Crazy Steve]

But soon to go in to the porn industry..

Because ive got a big cock....

Crazy Steve

[WINJA]

But soon to go in to the porn industry..

Because ive got a big cock....

Crazy Steve

FUCKING 2 CHICKENS AND A GOAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A PORNSTAR

[Biff]

But soon to go in to the porn industry..

Because ive got a big cock....

Crazy Steve

That's disgusting. Even I don't get a kick out of porn films with chickens in.

[justsomeguy]

Us & 'ambo drivers' (no offence SM) get all the training for our job from 25 years of being speeding screming tyre-burning larrikin petrol heads!!
Then we join up and get 'proper' training!!

Yadaydayda

So what's the proper training -- saw an episode of Auto Motor und Sport - the german prog on Prime where they showed some euro cops put through their paces......

Through a slalom and a few obstacles in reverse gear - high speed spins and 180 and 360 turns - sudden directional change - high speed maneuvering at well over 100mph and lotsa other impressive stuff.

And all the stuff was timed and they had targets to achieve........

[Crazy Steve]

Because ill be ramming chickens!!!!!!

Crazy Steve.

[justsomeguy]

Im 21 and I work as a Project Manager for a medium sized construction company. Basically we build shit, residential and semi commercial. I get a huge range of different tasks to do, and get to dictate what I do mostly myself...but somehow it still gets really boreing at times...tho it also rocks at times.

Nice ...........