What do you do for a living?

[Ixion]

FUCKING 2 CHICKENS AND A GOAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A PORNSTAR

Would 4 chickens and 3 goats be sufficient ?

What about a camel ?

[scumdog]

Yadaydayda

So what's the proper training -- saw an episode of Auto Motor und Sport - the german prog on Prime where they showed some euro cops put through their paces......

Through a slalom and a few obstacles in reverse gear - high speed spins and 180 and 360 turns - sudden directional change - high speed maneuvering at well over 100mph and lotsa other impressive stuff.

And all the stuff was timed and they had targets to achieve........

Got the Commodore on the rev-limiter in reverse going throught the slalom, thought I'd 'burst' the car and was disappointed I couldn't go faster..

[c4.]

check out Billy Connelly thread
answer there

[GROOMER]

Have sleepless nights
Tell people their loved one(s) ain't coming home.
Strip dead people.
Scoop bits of people into bags

Now THAT sounds like a tough job.
Although everyone has different opinions on police or anyone with any authority, I've got a lot of respect for you and your colleagues, and the likes of speedmedic & co when it comes to that sorta thing. Its gotta be hard.

[riffer]

I'm responsible for the death of millions of trees every year.

All sacrificed so your children can get a half-way decent education.

I'm the Prepress Manager:

http://www.learningmedia.co.nz/


If your kids are bored, get them to try a few games we've created:

http://www.learningmedia.co.nz/nz/online/activities

[Biff]

If your kids are bored, get them to try a few games we've created:

http://www.learningmedia.co.nz/nz/online/activities

Love that alien space ship thingy. Baby Biffs can have a go in the morrow.

[FROSTY:Me]

heheeehe--I only work once a year--knighting the worthy sods N stuff like thate -otherwise I just lounge around the palace

[justsomeguy]

.......................good old dilbert

[Zed]

Always find it interesting to see the diverse range of occupations on a board like this.
So tell me, wadda y's do?

What happened to "you first" Dave?

My current position is that of Procurement and Inventory Controller for a large corporate signage company. My background is in Warehouse Management. Best part of my daily routine is commuting to work and back on my Blackbird!

[Brian d marge]

Hey I did that once ...

At the moment I am Bike Engineer/ teacher Was a Bike Mechanic but saw the lightbecame an Engineer ...... so now I teach in the Evenings ( Money In ) ...and Play with bikes in Morning ( Money out ) ..No I will expand the Engineering side slowly I want to do more work with suspension ..... But the teaching is so much fun ......If I had a magic wand I would drop an hour or so of the teaching and start at 5 pm ..that would give me enough time for the bikes ( as it is I get 5 constuctive hours only ..not enough ..and if I get out of bed late ..like 11 in the morning .....its 12 by the time I start on the bikes...Coffee u know .)

Maybe next year ,,,,,,

Stephen

[Waylander]

STAY IN AUCKLAND> STAYYYYYYY II SAYYY

I would have to be in Auckland to stay in Auckland.

By the way, unless I get accepted into an aprenticeship for motorbike mechanics training I will be moving down to Wellington at somepoint.

[Big Dave]

What happened to "you first" Dave?

cheers Zed,
Freelance designer, artist, writer, photographer and geek.

[Zed]

cheers Zed,
Freelance designer, artist, writer, photographer and geek.

Hey Dave, why do you think that artists or 'arty' people are a bit on the weird side? Comes with the territory you reckon, having to continually think/imagine outside the square of normality maybe? Honest question. It's interesting to me that the artists I know speak, dress, and act quite differently to your average Joe Bloggs (do u know Joe?). :spudwhat:

[Big Dave]

Shoot fuckers that need it.
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And try and stay sane and have fun.
And not look into the bottom of too many bottles. (Like now?)
AND you guys pay for all this.

So, how are things down at the recruiting office?
That's some tough gig.

[marty]

1st job is a dad, then an aircraft engineer, pilot, bmx bike mechanic, motorbike mechanic, car mechanic, boat mechanic, morris E doer upperer, ironman, waterskier, and anything else my wife wants me to fixer.....