10 Sell gijoe1313 a new bike with a full tank of gas.
20 Say goodbye.
30 Expect a midnight text to say he made it to Wellywood safely.
GOTO 10
Yes, it's as BASIC as that (snigger!)
Yes, as I type, the mad pootler is getting his togs on, departing his storage shed (my place) and preparing to ride to Welly for a burger.
So, if you're near the BK in Courtenay Place around 1230 - 0130, head on in and make sure the paint has been scrubbed off the rubber.
And if you're on the route (somewhere near the back roads I am told) then keep an ear out for a giggling idiot on a shiny motorcycle, babbling forth about the power his crotch has attained today!
Bastard.
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