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    How to scrub tyres

    10 Sell gijoe1313 a new bike with a full tank of gas.

    20 Say goodbye.

    30 Expect a midnight text to say he made it to Wellywood safely.

    GOTO 10

    Yes, it's as BASIC as that (snigger!)

    Yes, as I type, the mad pootler is getting his togs on, departing his storage shed (my place) and preparing to ride to Welly for a burger.

    So, if you're near the BK in Courtenay Place around 1230 - 0130, head on in and make sure the paint has been scrubbed off the rubber.

    And if you're on the route (somewhere near the back roads I am told) then keep an ear out for a giggling idiot on a shiny motorcycle, babbling forth about the power his crotch has attained today!

    Bastard.
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    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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    He sure does do some miles that man...

    When he and Gremlin passed through Nelson last year, we went out for a bit. I was just about done at the end of the day but the two of them were only warming up...
    "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

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    [youtube]b7r_7I_ywFY[/youtube]

    The tyre scrubbing journey begins!!
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    Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?

    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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    Bawhahaha

    New today, booked in for it's 1,000 km service tomorrow I believe!

    Nice colour too. I think the silver is the best

    Happy riding GI - may sure you post a review when you get back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Bawhahaha

    New today, booked in for it's 1,000 km service tomorrow I believe!
    Monday, the workshop is closed tomorrow

    I shall be up til I get the 'arrived safely' text... so will post any text updates I may get should our madcap motoring meister happen to actually stop anywhere!
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    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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    Right, as at 7:53pm he is currently fueling up in Otorohanga.

    Bucketing down, but this is good as it keeps the bike clean apparently.
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    Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?

    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Right, as at 7:53pm he is currently fueling up in Otorohanga.

    Bucketing down, but this is good as it keeps the bike clean apparently.
    The bike will be very clean when it gets down this way then...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    Right, as at 7:53pm he is currently fueling up in Otorohanga.

    Bucketing down, but this is good as it keeps the bike clean apparently.
    Well thats good to know, he will need fuel.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    The bike will be very clean when it gets down this way then...
    I hope it has heated grips too

    Hope you have cake to keep you company Donor.
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    Nonono,

    He rides the Leprachhaun at the end of the Rainbow. Usually goes by the name Anne McMommus

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    Update!

    Our adventuring ninja is now in Taumarunui, gassing up and gasbagging at the BP.

    Weather has cleared up after Te Kuiti, and spirits are (as usual) still high!

    Nothing can come between a man and his new bike burger!
    At the 2007 Westpac Ride:

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    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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    He sure is one funy fella.....nice bike.

    Question..........Top speed he will do while running in????

    Bloody great evening for it...freezing out there and that wind...brrrr it's fierce.

    We had some hail today, hope he doesn't get any of that...it may scratch his shiny new bike.

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    MOAR update

    As at 10:20pm, our gallivanting guy is parked up at Ohakune to scrape the ice off his visor!

    Reports of snow and hail have been received from him.

    I am thinking it may in fact be a TWO burger trip!
    At the 2007 Westpac Ride:

    Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?

    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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    He's keen, lol...

    Thanks for the updates so far...
    "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."

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    flicked him a txt warning him of conditions, snow on desert road expected later etc, but it seems he already knows

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    Oh yes, the return trip could get a tad interesting......

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    At waiouru now.

    Ice and snow have definitely slowed play, but of course will not stop our portly pootler!
    At the 2007 Westpac Ride:

    Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?

    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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