DUCK! Too f*#*king late...

**ellipsis** · 9th September 2010, 20:30

Originally Posted by Genie

Murderer! How can you live with yourself. That poor defenceless duck was probably cruising home after a nice shag and you come along and smack him out of exsistence.!

....must have been a fucked up duck...what would it be hanging out with a shag for....

**Genie** · 9th September 2010, 20:30

when on one's bike one must be aware of all hazards, especially the unexpected! Geez, freaking ducks shouldn't be allowed to fly over road space!

**Genie** · 9th September 2010, 20:35

Originally Posted by CAMSec

....must have been a fucked up duck...what would it be hanging out with a shag for....

apparently, a shag's a shag.

**tamarillo** · 9th September 2010, 20:39

Love to see insurance claim wording.

**SMOKEU** · 9th September 2010, 20:42

I once borrowed my mates WRX and hit a duck at 190kmh. I looked in the mirror and all I could see was a huge cloud of feathers behind me. The duck was ripped in half.

**boman** · 9th September 2010, 20:51

A friend from Ireland, hit a seagull on a 2smoker, at speed. Had to get surgery, on his arm, to get the beak removed from his bicep. Quite a few stitches too. He wondered what had hit him. Pulled over and reckons the smell and mess was gross. Guts blood and feathers everywhere.

**ukusa** · 9th September 2010, 22:21

DONALD ......NOOOOOOOOOOO

**Squiggles** · 9th September 2010, 23:58

Did ya eat it?

**SMOKEU** · 10th September 2010, 00:12

Originally Posted by Squiggles

Did ya eat it?

I would if I was a nigger!

**Kornholio** · 10th September 2010, 00:23

Lol, you should see Kelvin vs Pukeko

Silly buggers at this time of year tho... Had a pair walkin across the road in front of me one night when I was in the car, would have been all good if they both stayed at ground level but one had to take off which took out my grill and proceeded to lay is guts all up my bonnet, windscreen and roof... They cause lots of accidents esp with about 10 cute little ducklings wandering behind them across a state highway

**SMOKEU** · 10th September 2010, 00:29

Originally Posted by Kornholio

Lol, you should see Kelvin vs Pukeko

Silly buggers at this time of year tho... Had a pair walkin across the road in front of me one night when I was in the car, would have been all good if they both stayed at ground level but one had to take off which took out my grill and proceeded to lay is guts all up my bonnet, windscreen and roof... They cause lots of accidents esp with about 10 cute little ducklings wandering behind them across a state highway

Lookz liek youz skord a free feed ow.

**Kornholio** · 10th September 2010, 00:53

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Lookz liek youz skord a free feed ow.

Would have been if I could find the meat... all I had was entrails and feathers :/

**PrincessBandit** · 10th September 2010, 07:33

Originally Posted by slydesigns

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...Only wish I'de been enough of a legend to have pulled a standup 12'oClock wheelie into the Stevie Wonder duck. Now THAT wold have been epic and a worthy death.

As long as the death was still Stevie Wonder duck's. Otherwise it might be you smelling rully rully bad....

Have heard hideous stories about the stink of splattered birds and critters. I'd hate to hit anything like that myself as I have a seriously weak stomach when it comes to stench - it would be added to by the chunder in my helmet if I couldn't get it off in time!

**gijoe1313** · 10th September 2010, 10:46

Glad to hear nothing too bad happened! Last time I was beaned in the helmet with a duck, I ended up falling off my bike! (Damn ninja ducks) At least this time you made sure of it the beggar - sucks about the damage and mess though!

Everytime I hear about incidents with ducks, I always end up with flashbacks to my encounter!

**Ronin** · 10th September 2010, 10:54

Originally Posted by Genie

Murderer! How can you live with yourself. That poor defenceless duck was probably cruising home after a nice shag and you come along and smack him out of exsistence.!

I'm not sure they are allowed to associate with Shags.