DUCK! Too f*#*king late...

[jack_hamma]

Huh you will have to get rid of that half skull/sprocket emblem and get a duck with cross bones thru it lol

[george formby]

Thats a worry. Sounds like the Mallard Militia have adopted suicide tactics as well as crapping on my deck. Your plastics are really badly quacked

[MarkH]

Kamikaze Duck-san vs 675

Poor duck - give it a nice warm place to sleep (190 deg C) and some plum sauce and he'll be fine.

apparently, a shag's a shag.

Unless it's actually a cormorant.

[ynot slow]

Last duck that hit us was in the car,took the aerial out,and flew away.Cost new aerial and Honda charged heaps,supercheap much better.

[jimbo_on_travels]

zomg! that beats anything Chuck Norris could do (with ducks) :P