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Thread: I'm getting neutered, when can I ride again?

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    Don't do it mate!
    Mrs blindspot sent me off to get me firing blanks,
    That was fine.
    But now she won't let me on the range any more

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    I've had it done (the snip) and I got to say, the actual doesn't live up to the hype. All the horror stories, anecdotes and generally terrifying tales (pun) are just that, stories. I had a couple of days pain/ache took it easy for a couple of weeks to make sure and haven't looked back. No loss of form, function or f*cking ability!

    Incidentally me and the missus split up about a year later. I hooked up with a woman, we split up and eventually me and the ol girl got back together. I'm glad I haven't got a stray hanging around now.

    I've also seen the havoc a tubal ligation can cause for a woman, so definitely don't reccomend that.

    If you're thinking about it guys - it's cheaper, easier and better for a guy than it is for a woman, and you can have as much fun as you like without the risk of strays.
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop
    I'm glad I haven't got a stray hanging around now.
    Did you leave a dose in a freezer in case you changed your mind later on?

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    Nah I got 2 great kids ('cept when they're fighting) and if it be that something happens to them, then so be it. Yep I'll be sad, but in no way do I think I could replace them. As for any 'new' relationship she can take as she gets me. Don't trust freezer folks... " That bottle'll do. They're not gonna know...."
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blind spot
    Don't do it mate!
    Mrs blindspot sent me off to get me firing blanks,
    That was fine.
    But now she won't let me on the range any more
    Get a silencer and take her by surprise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn
    Get a silencer and take her by surprise.
    sneak in the back door?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX
    sneak in the back door?
    Well it would make a statement.

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    You sure your neighbors hubby would be ok with that?
    They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
    Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
    At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
    we will remember them

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