My leaving party.

[Sparky Bills]

You forgot "The host puking in his mums garden"

Back lawn thankyou very much
That kinda happens during and after a yardy!

[Mitch]

Would love to come along but i'm afraid i'm washing my hair that night...................... Oh no sorry i'm wrong, just checked my diary and I am sceduled to cut my toe nails.

[Ixion]

Would love to come along but i'm afraid i'm washing my hair that night...................... Oh no sorry i'm wrong, just checked my diary and I am sceduled to cut my toe nails.

Would you not think it worthwhile to reschedule the toenails, for the sake of a cultured and refined evening of decorous conviviality, erudite discussion , sparkling wit and senstive light hearted banter ?

Perfectly prepared viands, and rare well selected vintages of the highest quality ?

The company of ladies and gentlemen, in the best sense of those words, spiritual reinvigoration and mental stimulation.










Can see why you wouldn't want to go to Mr White Trash's bash though

[Riff Raff]

Would love to come along but i'm afraid i'm washing my hair that night...................... Oh no sorry i'm wrong, just checked my diary and I am sceduled to cut my toe nails.

But I cut your toenails just last week! The things she made me do just because she was dyeing my hair.

[White trash]

Would you not think it worthwhile to reschedule the toenails, for the sake of a cultured and refined evening of decorous conviviality, erudite discussion , sparkling wit and senstive light hearted banter ?

Perfectly prepared viands, and rare well selected vintages of the highest quality ?

The company of ladies and gentlemen, in the best sense of those words, spiritual reinvigoration and mental stimulation.

Legs gets that sort of enjoyment every night at home. And she'll be at the party, simply because she wants to make sure I'm really leaving so she gets the big room!

[White trash]

Riff raff: What the hell is up with your Avitar?

[Riff Raff]

Riff raff: What the hell is up with your Avitar?

It's Ermintrude - did you prefer the one I had earlier of Dillon?

[Quasievil]

Riff raff: What the hell is up with your Avitar?

looks like she got to ya willy with a silly doll hat and a marker pen again mate

[Paul in NZ]

It's Ermintrude - did you prefer the one I had earlier of Dillon?

Ah! The Magic Roundabout...

Jasper Carrotts version was bestus...

----------------

Hello children. It s a quarter to six. Time today. for Magic Roundabout...`

`I wonder where Florence is?` ,said Dougal.

`I m over here.` ,said Florence.

`Hello, Florence.` ,said Dougal.

`Hello, Dougal.` ,said Florence.

`Boing!`

`Hello, Florence and Dougal.` ,said Zebadee.

`Hello, Zebadee.` ,said Dougal and Florence.

`Hello, Zebadee, Florence and Dougal.` ,said Dillon.

`Hello, Dillon.` ,said Zebadee, Florence and Dougal.

`I say,` ,said Dillon.

`What?` ,said Dougal.

`Booinngg!`

`Pardon?` ,said Zebadee.

`Nothing.` ,Said Dougal.

`I wasn't talking to you.` ,said Zebadee.

`Oh.` ,Said Dougal.

`Dillon.` ,said Dougal.

`Yes.` ,said Dillon.

`I wonder if Florence is a virgin?`

`Drops 'em for certain.` ,said Dillon.

`Booinngg!`

`That s right enough.` ,said Zebadee.

`How do you know?` ,said Dillon.

`Booinngg!`

`To my knowledge half of Toytown knows of her hori-zontal pleasures. Let s face it, Noddy's the biggest ram round here and he reckons he's cored.` ,said Zebadee.

`I can hear you.` ,said Florence. `It s not true. Noddy and I are just good friends.`

`Rubbish` ,said Dougal. `It s all over the canteen. Anyone knows about you, you brazen hussy.`

`You lousy old flea-bag` ,said Florence. `Call yourself a dog? I've seen better hair on a lavatory brush!.`

`Booinngg!!`

`Now look here` ,said Zebadee. `Things are getting out of hand. Let's get back to the story-line!.`

`It's a crummy story anyway` ,said Dillon stubbornly.

`Booinngg!`

`No, it's not` ,said Zebadee commandingly.

`Who cares?` ,said Dillon dejectedly.

`Well, I like it` ,said Florence, hopefully.

`Ihat's obvious!` ,said everybody, cockily.

`Booinngg!`

`Now look` ,said Zebadee, `let's try and get it together.`

`Well, I'm not working for that fat-bat any more` ,said Dougal. `I'm off to join the Flowerpot men.`

`Good riddance` ,said Florence.

`Knickers!` ,said Dougal.

`That's no way to talk to a lady` ,said Dillon (knowing he's on to a good thing).

`Some lady!` ,said Dougal.

`Oh, piss off` ,said Dillon.

And Dougal did so, all over Florence.

`Thank you for sticking up for me` ,said Florence.

`Oh, it's nothing, really` ,said Dillon.

`You know I've fancied you for a long time` ,said Florence.

`I've fancied you too` ,said Dillon.

`Where do we go from here?` ,said Florence.

`Booinngg!!!`

[Riff Raff]

Ah! The Magic Roundabout...
Jasper Carrotts version was bestus...

Classic.

looks like she got to ya willy with a silly doll hat and a marker pen again mate

Ewwwwww! Right I'm changing my avatar again then.

[What?]

...Oh no sorry i'm wrong, just checked my diary and I am sceduled to cut my toe nails.

Corner harder!

[Mitch]

Corner harder!

From a man that rides a BMW

And now that Riff Raff's blown my cover I guess i'll have to be there

[sels1]

yep, should be there....

[Drew]

And I'm not scared of that tub o' lard. If he could ride half as well as he spouts shit, he'd be giving ol' Rossi a hiding.[/QUOTE]

Who the fuck are you to give my riding shit dickhead. I recall that I have won every wheelie comp we ever had!
And another thing you skinny runt, I'm not fat, I'm just big boned.( There's a double meaning in that.)

[White trash]

, I'm not fat, I'm just big boned.

Sure "Jared"!