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  1. 7th August 2009, 10:20 #1
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    Official SMC Pie-Eating Competition

    WHEN: Noon, Saturday the 8th of August - TOMORROW.
    WHERE: Muzza's Pies, Howick Best pies in the fucking country!

    Winner is reimbursed for the cost of their pies by the other contestants.

    RULES:
    • Everyone must finish their pie before the next round can be begun to ensure no cheating.
    • Throwing up results in instant disqualification (Andrew).


    Winner gains the unarguable reputation of being the manliest man in the SMC.


    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
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    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.

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  2. 7th August 2009, 11:06 #2
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    May I just say that this is probably our best idea ever.

    Better see you all there.
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  3. 7th August 2009, 11:16 #3
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    Ill stop eating now

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    Perhaps you should have a prize for best burn mark from hot pie?
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    Muzza's pies are awesome! There's one just off new north road aswell. The mince, chili and sour cream one is mean.
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    argh i am working!! i challenge the winner to a cheeseburger eating contest at mcds...!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rie View Post
    argh i am working!! i challenge the winner to a cheeseburger eating contest at mcds...!
    The beauty of this competition is that you can tell your boss with a straight face that you're just going for lunch.


    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    I'm off to shoot a dairy owner and steal a hundred bucks from his till, if he dies, it's the dumb curries fault for not wearing a bullet proof vest.
    Quote Originally Posted by maddad View Post
    New Zealand, where cows are happy, men are men, sheep are nervous and horses are fast because they heard about the sheep.

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    even on my cooler-than-the-08 bike i don't think i can get to howick, eat a Splendid Number of Pies, outman everyone and get back to work in 20 minutes.
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    so how is it going to work? order 30 pies and just go for it? or have the shop owners agreed to give you a tab...
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    My dilemma is that I don't have any money, and if I want free pies I'd have to beat you lot! I think I'll just watch.

    But this is an excellent idea
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    haha you need to put up an address for those of us unfamiliar with areas of auckland outside the CBD haha
    i think this could be very funny to watch - as long as there are heaps of competitors!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GSXR Trace View Post
    haha you need to put up an address for those of us unfamiliar with areas of auckland outside the CBD haha
    i think this could be very funny to watch - as long as there are heaps of competitors!
    It's on picton street, just look for motorsickles.
    Howick ain't very big.
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    Will the pies be hot? Can you video this event?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    Will the pies be hot? Can you video this event?
    That will be a good idea.


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    Perhaps you could approach Quasi for sponsorship?
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