Disturbing

**Wolf** · 8th June 2005, 23:42

Some kind of avatar altering virus is attacking this forum. It started with WINJA's avatar and seems to have spread to include HDTBoy, Waylander and John. All of them have been turned into semblances of Spudchucka's avatar.

I am beginning to fear for the safety of my lovely "werewolf" avatar.

Is this a bizarre virus of some description that has sneaked worm-like onto the server or is Spudchucka some kind of "Agent Smith v2.0" who is insidiously assimilating all those still "plugged in" to the KB Matrix?

I have consulted with leading conspiracy theorists who assure me that if the truth is out there, it's too hushed up for the likes of us to discover...

**John** · 8th June 2005, 23:45

Originally Posted by Wolf

Some kind of avatar altering virus is attacking this forum. It started with WINJA's avatar and seems to have spread to include HDTBoy, Waylander and John. All of them have been turned into semblances of Spudchucka's avatar.

I am beginning to fear for the safety of my lovely "werewolf" avatar.

Is this a bizarre virus of some description that has sneaked worm-like onto the server or is Spudchucka some kind of "Agent Smith v2.0" who is insidiously assimilating all those still "plugged in" to the KB Matrix?

I have consulted with leading conspiracy theorists who assure me that if the truth is out there, it's too hushed up for the likes of us to discover...

Well its simple we are all alter egos.

Other theroys include: pisstake, bandwidth reduction - and the love of spud

as you were..

**Waylander** · 8th June 2005, 23:48

I have since liberated myself from the matrix. It was the sudden realization that I had become a conformist that drove me to fight it off. Let us hope others will see the truth.

**Ixion** · 8th June 2005, 23:48

It all started when my loonies on the Pointless Drivel forum were taken onto the spaceship.

I believe it is an attempt by an alien life form to take over the planet Erf. (Unfortunately, though their hearing is keen, their navigation is lousy, and now they are taking over earth. or erf, as you will)

**spudchucka** · 8th June 2005, 23:50

Originally Posted by John

- and the love of spud

Awwww, shucks. I just don't know what to say, I never knew you all cared so much. I am genuinely touched by all the love, makes me want to singggggggg......................

Can you feel the love tonight?

**John** · 8th June 2005, 23:54

Originally Posted by spudchucka

Awwww, shucks. I just don't know what to say, I never knew you all cared so much. I am genuinely touched by all the love, makes me want to singggggggg......................

Can you feel the love tonight?

No but I'd like to feel your love

(hope I dont come across as gay)

**HDTboy** · 8th June 2005, 23:54

*Said in the most convincing Sgt Schultz voice*
I know nothink

**spudchucka** · 9th June 2005, 00:00

Originally Posted by John

No but I'd like to feel your love

(hope I dont come across as gay)

You can have this

but thats all. If you need a heat seeking moisture missile up your back end than try chating up WINJA, he's been offering it around for free lately.

**John** · 9th June 2005, 00:04

Originally Posted by spudchucka

You can have this

but thats all. If you need a heat seeking moisture missile up your back end than try chating up WINJA, he's been offering it around for free lately.

Yea winjas not pure and friendly and as insightfull as you - I will settle for the orgy hug.

I hope you realise we are all under your command ...

**Wolf** · 9th June 2005, 00:04

Eerie, they seem to have some kind of gestalt or Hive-Mind - Nearly all of them posted within 20 minutes of me mentioning their names "aloud"

**Cue Twilight Zone Theme**

That's it, I'm surrounding my bed with garlic and holy water tonight!

**John** · 9th June 2005, 00:07

Originally Posted by Wolf

Eerie, they seem to have some kind of gestalt or Hive-Mind - Nearly all of them posted within 20 minutes of me mentioning their names "aloud"

**Cue Twilight Zone Theme**

That's it, I'm surrounding my bed with garlic and holy water tonight!

Oh you cant stop us... you have spoken of the forbidden names - you will find your avatar apearing everywhere soon, you cant stop us we have.... COMPUTERS!!!!!

**Ixion** · 9th June 2005, 00:09

Originally Posted by John

Oh you cant stop us... you have spoken of the forbidden names - you will find your avatar apearing everywhere soon, you cant stop us we have.... COMPUTERS!!!!!

Glory be. earth (and erf) are saved. The aliens are relying on computers. Anything that relies on THOSE is bound to end in a total stuff up.

**John** · 9th June 2005, 00:11

Originally Posted by Ixion

Glory be. earth (and erf) are saved. The aliens are relying on computers. Anything that relies on THOSE is bound to end in a total stuff up.

Yea, the 'auto read' and auto spell (although works badly in my case) has taken away our literacy skills soon all 10-18y.o's will not be able to speak nor write english properly, oh wait?...