How many times do I have to tell you people that you can't have a proper hard-on without a hyphen!Originally Posted by NhuanH
How many times do I have to tell you people that you can't have a proper hard-on without a hyphen!Originally Posted by NhuanH
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
so solly, me no good wid Engrish. When me graduate ESOL course, mebbe me know bout these flash hyphen thing you talk bout Mista HitchaOriginally Posted by Hitcher
Tha Jandal: Adding another dimension to "rubber side down"
Jandal [jan-duhl] noun: a mythical entity presiding over bikers
Jandal [jan-duhl] verb: "to jandal" is to involuntarily separate from one's boik.
Jandalled [jan-duhlled] past tense - usage: "bro, I've just gone and jandalled it"
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I always have the lights on because the Suzy is hard-wired, and I'm quite glad of it. The Yammy isn't hard-wired, but I always put the lights on - the Poll looks like most of us choose to us the headlights.
Another thing I do - which I sometimes feel self-conscious about - [ hyphenated, dear Mr-Hitcher !!]
Is weave from side to side a little - in situations where I can see the cagers lined up, waiting for a gap in the traffic, and I'm next. I reckon they might think it's OK to pull in front of me, even tho' I've got the Right of Way.
I just want their brains to connect with the fact that "Huh, there is a motorcyclist coming through, and hey, look, its weaving a little, huh, better not pull in front of it ........"
Cos I don't look very scarey or anything![]()
Everything is always okay in the end.
If it's not, then it's not The End.
Weaving is very good because it makes their brains connect to the fact that you are there . People don't always "see" what their eyes see . It's a fact that a MOVING light is a lot more noticeable than a stationary one. As is a flashing light but we can't have them because the wankers in Wallyton banned headlamp modulators.Originally Posted by Goddess of Goof
So weave to your hearts content, it's a jolly good safety trick
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
Wow, with only a few narrow misses over so many years you're doing exceptionally well there Zadok - Someones looking out for you!Originally Posted by zadok
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I think that the hard-wired headlight should be compulsory for all road bikes, it is one of the best & safest innovations the manufacturers ever introduced IMHO. Does anyone know how long they've been doing it for, and who was first to introduce it? :unsure:
You said it BrotherOriginally Posted by Zed
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Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
I wear black leather and helmet and ride a black bike with whisper quiet exhausts.
You wont catch me with those namby pamby needing to put lights on shite.
Then I wake up and pull on my fluro vest and yellow helmet and hop on my bike with its 55w low beam on.
To see a life newly created.To watch it grow and prosper. Isn't that the greatest gift a human being can be given?
I like to have control of my lights so that I can choose when they are on or off. I get more saftey by flashing my headlights at the pricks who look at you and you know they are going to drive strait out in front of you. Then you use a loud horn and suitable finger salutes to emphasise your displeasure. You don't have time for that in town so turn them on all the time then. I have been riding bikes for 51 years. (some times I confess I have almost broken the law) Cheers John.
I've seen your pic with the bike and your son. I bet you are a softy really.Originally Posted by FROSTY
By the way, you look like that guy on 'Getaway' if you have it over there. (Ben Dark, I think) I'm going to watch it in half an hour, so I'll check on that.
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Ever notice that anyone slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
Originally Posted by oldrider
Bugger me. You've beaten both me and Mr Eliot_Ness. Crikey, turns out I'm just a veritable babe in arms. Well done, keep it up . I certainly don't plan to give up so long as I can get into the saddle (even if it means being hoisted on to it like a medieaval knight)
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
Don't like hard wired, don't like compulsory. What's the point of hard wiring, it'd have to be a right nong couldn't figure out how to turn the lights on. I agree with Mr Oldrider I like to control my own lights.Originally Posted by Zed
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
And it's bloody stupid to have your lights hard wired on when you haven't used the bike in 6 weeks and the fuel in the bowl has gone off and the fuel pump only works when the engine is running and you only have one shot at firing this thing up otherwise the battery needs to spend all day on the charger - and in 30 secs the headlight has drained the battery.
Give me the choice or I'll take it myself without permission.
In and out of jobs, running free
Waging war with society
Wow, that would suck. Happen to anyone we know?Originally Posted by Motu
We're all fucked. I'm fucked. You're fucked. The whole department is fucked. It's the biggest cock-up ever. We're all completely fucked.
-Sir Richard Mottram
Said it before. What wally decided to leave the kickstarter off bikes.Originally Posted by Motu
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
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