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  1. 23rd May 2005, 08:31 #1
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    Blah THE most stupid joke...

    Well I sort of made this one up on the way in....

    Q: Did you hear what happened to the guy who had a car without a tow-bar?
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    A: He drove off without a hitch!
    "Atomic batteries to power...turbines to speed..."
    - Page 14 of the Buell Owners Manual
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  2. 23rd May 2005, 08:36 #2
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    I will pretend I never opened this thread...

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  3. 23rd May 2005, 09:10 #3
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    Mr Hitcher - you're needed.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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  4. 23rd May 2005, 10:11 #4
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    Yep, you're right. It is the most stupid joke.
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  5. 23rd May 2005, 10:42 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    Mr Hitcher - you're needed.
    Why? has he got a towbar?
    ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
    https://hondacx500custombuild.blogspot.com/?m=1
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  6. 23rd May 2005, 11:06 #6
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    No, I have a better one.
    What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
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    Wheres my tractor?
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  7. 23rd May 2005, 11:15 #7
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    lame "LOST" jokes

    What about the girl who lost her virginity?






    Its OK, shes still got the box it came in!
    ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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  8. 23rd May 2005, 11:17 #8
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    I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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  9. 23rd May 2005, 11:24 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
    No, but you could ask Richard Branston,he owns several big winged metal virgins
    ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurodave
    No, but you could ask Richard Branston,he owns several big winged metal virgins

    Well done!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurodave
    Why? has he got a towbar?
    Nope. But he's a hitcher
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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  13. 23rd May 2005, 11:36 #13
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    This thread is obviously a battle of wits.... with several unarmed men!!!
    ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurodave
    This thread is obviously a battle of wits.... with several unarmed men!!!
    I was was disarmed once...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurodave
    No, but you could ask Richard Branston,he owns several big winged metal virgins
    Oh yeah?? What are their flaps like?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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