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    Then five days later he goes to A&E and they tell him he actually broke his scaphoid...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Yes but a real ninja wouldn't have been caught. Maybe it was Chuck Norris.
    Nah Chuck Norris would have needed more than one take

    Whether he landed on his feet or not I don't think he is a real Ninja... he needs an eye test the truck was big enough. I gotta ask though, there are other vids on there as well... Do the Chinese have no give way rules? it is just get through the junction as fast as you can to reduce the time you are in danger?

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    Jackie Chan rides motorbikes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ac3_snow View Post
    there is actually no proof that he landed on his feet as that part all conveniently happens out of the frame. It looks like he could have but his ninja body was flying pretty fast, good chance he kept going and face planted
    It was a stunt double (Part of the anti-ATGATT squad I believe).
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    Quote Originally Posted by baptist View Post
    Do the Chinese have no give way rules?
    Correct, at least in Beijing. There're traffic lights, where there are no traffic lights, it's do what you can to make others get out of your way. This means buses and trunks have advantages.

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    ....lost my T250 on the Governors bay road when I was 15...had to duck under a hook swinging off an old V8 tow truck as it swung too fast round a bend...grazed my helmet....bike just fucked off over the bank , leaving me sitting on my brand new plastic/ rubber sport shoe....no fucking trainers and bullshit then...i didnt manage to do this ...it just happened....i fucked off at 50 or 60 mph down the middle of the road ...on my one foot , under my arse....came to a speed where i thought i could stop now....fell off my shoe onto my new levis and tore about a 1/4 inch of the pocket stitching....whereas my new Suzuki way down the bank looked lonely and old....and guess what...i got the message for being a dumb little temporary NZer, by these hairy arsed old cunts , who drove off with the hook still swinging free...nothing has changed....

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    Quote Originally Posted by robo555 View Post
    Correct, at least in Beijing. There're traffic lights, where there are no traffic lights, it's do what you can to make others get out of your way. This means buses and trunks have advantages.
    What about the rest of the elephant ................
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    Quote Originally Posted by hiss View Post
    What about the rest of the elephant ................
    Soup......

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    Ninja? What ninja? That anchoress is pretty hot.


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    What will those tricky Asian's think of next?

    Here is spy footage from inside a test facility high in the mountains.

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    Biker in accident performs 360 degree flip and survives

    A biker in China survived a potentially horrific accident, by being flipped 360 degrees through the air and landing on his feet!

    The biker was riding across a busy junction when he collided with the truck. Somehow, he was spun through the air, completing a full rotation and coming down feet first. He then went back and checked the wrecked machine.

    Police say the motorcycle was unregistered and that the biker had left the scene before they arrived.

    Footage of the amazingly lucky escape is at:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIFr...ayer_embedded#!
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    "I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it." -- Erwin Schrodinger talking about quantum mechanics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateJafa View Post
    Then five days later he goes to A&E and they tell him he actually broke his scaphoid...
    when did you learn chinese ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    How can I say this? I know

    I DON'T CARE

    That'll do it.

    So it turned up in another one of the 45 different forums. Oh dear. What a shame. Does it really matter? I seriously don't understand the "Repost Nazi" attitude from some people on this site. It was an interesting news item. So I reported it. I don't have time to check 45 other forums, just in case someone else spotted the same thing.

    You can merge threads, so do so or ask the relevent mod to do so, if it upsets you so much.

    Sigh.

    NB. Your link doesn't work, btw.
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    thanks for that, bob. i hadnt seen it before. bloody lucky to just survive, nevermind walk away!
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