Bloody Funny story and pic

[Quasievil]

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....

You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going
to have a monster hangover....

You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she
used last night....

You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece....
You circle the car looking for dents and find none....
But .... Wait a minute....

[bugjuice]

see, that's why you should always keep a clean car, and keep your inbox on your cell phone empty - buggy's tip for the day.

[Drew]

"Excuse me madam, may I test drive your Vulva?
Looks to me like it's shotgun time, first for the dirty wife, and then for the guy to use on his own arse, for having baught a Volvo in the first place.
Ask a pommy biker how they feel about Volvo drivers. Not a good rep over there at all.

[Sparky Bills]

HAHAHA.
She should have cleaned the car when i told her to!!

[Sniper]

Hmmmmm, so who was your wife out with

[HDTboy]

It's ok people, her pants stayed on, there's a line from the belt.
PS. it's a good thing your daughter wasn't the one who borrowed the car

[Sniper]

It's ok people, her pants stayed on, there's a line from the belt.
PS. it's a good thing your daughter wasn't the one who borrowed the car

Could be a skirt that was lifted up from the back. Not that I know or anything.

I have the video tape

[Suney]

She looks like she carry a bit of excess baggage

[Riff Raff]

I've just cleaned my car, but it is in no way related to this thread.

[HDTboy]

She looks like she carry a bit of excess baggage

On her chest?

[Suney]

On her chest?

On the waist? Or maybe I'm loooking at it wrong

[Lias]

http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/carhood.asp

Sometimes we inadvertently leave behind tell-tale signs of having engaged in activities we'd rather other people not know about. In some cases we'd rather other people not know because those activities are illegal (or at least against the rules of wherever we happen to be), and in some cases it's because those activities are rather private matters we'd feel embarrassed about disclosing publicly.

The photograph shown above is a marevelously humorous example of the latter category. We don't know the origins of this picture, but it looks to be a posed one rather than a genuinely accidental capturing of the aftermath of a quickie on a convenient car hood — the outlines are too sharp (even the most reserved of lovers generally move around at least a little bit), and the larger version of the picture appears to show that the female who 'posed' for the imprint was still wearing pants.

[Ramius]

Are those freaking window wiper type things on the lights?

[MSTRS:Me]

Are those freaking window wiper type things on the lights?

Of course, it's a Volvo, don't you know.

[Sniper]

Of course, it's a Volvo, don't you know.

Same as the ratheruglybodyshapetowardofftheives