
Originally Posted by
slowpoke
Whaaaaat?! That's like saying "Yes, that cardigan doesn't look much on the rack but you might just like it once you've tried it on." Ain't no way, no how, no sir!
Nah, sounds too much like a 2 wheeled version of a Toyota Camry, if I want that sort of experience I'll just roll down the windows on the car I've got. Kinda removes all the sensations I like about motorcycling and what you see as positives I see as negatives:
Fuel consumption - I work for an oil/gas company so in aligning my annual personal development goals with the corporate business plan I actually strive to use as much of the earths fossil fuel reserves as possible. Hence excessive horsepower is an important pre-requisite, not only to meet this goal but to make up for an astounding lack of riding talent.
Gears - my innate propensity towards straightline speed rather than cornering prowess means gears are a handy get out of jail (tail end charlie position) free card when riding with mates. I want, no, I need gears to get up to speed ASAP after displaying cornering techniques I learnt studying an Aussie 50c piece. I look bad enough out riding, I don't need to be humping the seat like a horny jack russell on a salesman's leg trying to encourage the lardy slug up to speed.
Wind protection - baaaad! What's the point of travelling at a reasonable clip if you don't know it? I'm out to savour the experience, not avoid it.
Space - What for? If I want a shopping trolley I'll take the 40 year old, 5.8L, real steel, completely inefficient (remember those business goals?) dinosaur drinkin' car and just toss everything in the back rather than having to do a spatial equation everytime I wanna impulse buy something doing the grocery shopping. Besides "no room" is my stock standard excuse whenever I'm asked to pick up something when I'm out on the bike, why would I want to lose that?
Floorboards - What the fuck?! I got me some of them new fangled boot thangs, so it's no jandals, no bare feet, no stockinged legs in high heel Jimmy Choo's (in public) which means floor boards are most definitely on the "delete option" list.
Nah, I'm only takin' the piss mate, each to their own. Enjoy the new bike shopping.
ROFL!!! You do have a way with words! Tell, ya what, though, give the 650 a handful of throttle and, (on a private road or track, of course), wind it up to, oh, say, 160 and you just might be a wee bit impressed...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
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