well all i gotta say.. i def. knew it !
well all i gotta say.. i def. knew it !
" If you even dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologise... "
"I done wrassled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, Only last week I murdered a rock, Injured a stone, hospitalized a brick, I’m so mean I make medicine sick."
Now there's a valid reason
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
How do you have a 10 minute ogle. I can only manage surreptitious peeks.
(Like Russel Crowe, I too, live in fear of my wife)
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Oh man. Quick, where was that from. I've got to show Mrs Ixion!. Then I need to go out to the mall. Bugger why isn't it summer!
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
huh, well hopefully this will work then..
A new girl walked past me about 5 mins ago and she looked quite nice.. what did I automatically go to? pretty face.. oo look, breasts.. nice going.. now she'll probably avoid me like the rest...
not sure . got forwarded....
but thinking bout it... it actually makes a little sense...
as im sure each one of us, atleast once when u saw some nice one (I dont mean to disrespect women in any way), you sort of tend to "lose focus". So if u were stressed out and saw a nice pair, then your mind would go out of the 'stressed' mode into a relaxed mode - even for a few seconds... and i think that does make a difference
I know im gonna get it for this comment !
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" If you even dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologise... "
"I done wrassled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale, Only last week I murdered a rock, Injured a stone, hospitalized a brick, I’m so mean I make medicine sick."
Compelling research indeed!
I think this requires proper independant scientific testing by, say, us!
Bags I don't get stuck in the "control group" that has to look at pictures of politicians or David Hasselhof or something equally nauseating.
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Who gives a hoot(er) if it makes sense!.Originally Posted by v.ros`
It's an EXCUSE !!!
"Uh yes, Dear, I WAS perving that bird. Doctor's orders , you know"
(And it has the makings of a damn good chat up line too, for anyone with freedom to chat up)
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
bugger!!!
i will have to change my ways then.......or go for a run to the gym... as i am a butt man.. i just love the look of a firm butt....mmmmmmmm![]()
what a ride so far!!!!
Where do you sign up for groups like that?? Who were the models, have they done tests as to the gains/losses from clothing/clothing optional???
What about "other significant parts"?? Are there any results from them??
I wanna contribute to KB, but I'm with Wolf, I think I would help far more in the proper group.
Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
HERE is our chance to improve biker PR immensely. I put to you all, that we should conduct our own experiment with the area of breasts, but also all other areas. Once our study has been completed, we can tabulate our findings and present it to the medical world, thus showing that bikers are intelligent, contributing members (of society).
So, what I need is all the single women (and liberal couples) to pm me with your details (and a pic if you like, so I can start organsing control groups) and I'll get in contact with you to arrange a viewing time with me and a few mates?
The control group will be required to head over to WhiteTrash's place and look at his gravel burns, followed by Paul in NZ and his injured finger![]()
whatever and however you do it, please please don't let Biff shortlist the breasts for the actual group....
That last picture he posted is burned into my retinas.![]()
Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
We could have a third group that looks at the ones Biff selects and we'll be able to see if they experience any negative effects on their health.Originally Posted by Gremlin
Bags I don't get assigned to that group, either - in fact even the control group should be given a look at five really good sets of boobies to counteract any possible ill effects of Biff's last picture...
Motorbike Camping for the win!
negative effects?? you gotta be kidding. I don't want to be a part/need to be a part of the group to know that there are negative side effects.Originally Posted by Wolf
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Maybe if we ask some real newbies, before they know Biff, and phrase it right it could work...![]()
Originally Posted by Jane Omorogbe from UK MSN on the KTM990SM
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