To the beauty riding the orange ER-6n down K Road...

[zensaxophone]

Just from the sight your gorgeous eyes through your helmet, I can tell you are one of earth's most beautiful creatures. At first I was drawn to your confident riding posture, then your lane-splitting skills melted my heart like the soft rubber of a rear tire after a burnout.

I meant what I said at that stop light...

I would have pursued your further to the next light, or to the ends of the earth! But alas, my duties as motorbike courier prevented me from further case, as I regretfully turned down Pitt St.
If I could turn back time I would have damned my courier vocation for one moment, rode proudly beside you to the next stop light and said: "...well if you won't marry me will you at least let me buy you a cup of coffee?"

This offer still hold true, as does my undying love for you.
I await your reply with a soul that longs to discover full extent of the resplendence that lies hidden beneath your full-face helmet.

Yours Truly
-J





PS: Your glasses are adorable too!

[Hopeful Bastard]

Nawww how sweet!!

I wonder if it is our Lovely Thani B...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/me.../14206-Thani-B

[TOTO]

Thats sounds like fanta pants

[Maha]

......so was I going back towards or away from Red Baron?

[Genie]

Just from the sight your gorgeous eyes through your helmet, I can tell you are one of earth's most beautiful creatures. At first I was drawn to your confident riding posture, then your lane-splitting skills melted my heart like the soft rubber of a rear tire after a burnout.

I meant what I said at that stop light...

I would have pursued your further to the next light, or to the ends of the earth! But alas, my duties as motorbike courier prevented me from further case, as I regretfully turned down Pitt St.
If I could turn back time I would have damned my courier vocation for one moment, rode proudly beside you to the next stop light and said: "...well if you won't marry me will you at least let me buy you a cup of coffee?"

This offer still hold true, as does my undying love for you.
I await your reply with a soul that longs to discover full extent of the resplendence that lies hidden beneath your full-face helmet.

Yours Truly
-J




PS: Your glasses are adorable too!

Awesome first post....so romantic.

[Gremlin]

You're soooo not gonna fit in around here!

[hellokitty]

Nawww how sweet!!

I wonder if it is our Lovely Thani B...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/me.../14206-Thani-B

I have never see Thani-B without her full face helmet, or even met her (I am sure she is lovely) but I sure fell in love with her bike - I was next to her at the pink ribbon ride, leaving Western Springs.
looooooooooooooove her bike

[Fatt Max]

Just from the sight your gorgeous eyes through your helmet, I can tell you are one of earth's most beautiful creatures. At first I was drawn to your confident riding posture, then your lane-splitting skills melted my heart like the soft rubber of a rear tire after a burnout.

I meant what I said at that stop light...

I would have pursued your further to the next light, or to the ends of the earth! But alas, my duties as motorbike courier prevented me from further case, as I regretfully turned down Pitt St.
If I could turn back time I would have damned my courier vocation for one moment, rode proudly beside you to the next stop light and said: "...well if you won't marry me will you at least let me buy you a cup of coffee?"

This offer still hold true, as does my undying love for you.
I await your reply with a soul that longs to discover full extent of the resplendence that lies hidden beneath your full-face helmet.

Yours Truly
-J





PS: Your glasses are adorable too!

Oh go on then, I'll have a coffee with you and we can go from there, I'm so flattered by your romantic words so, yeah, lets meet.

But, you must know a couple of things:

1 - My helmet is my helmet and you can only lick it when I say so
2 - No 'Dirty Sanchez' move on our first date
3 - Hard and fast please
4 - I prefer Kleenex kitchen roll to home brand becuase it wipes away ALL fluids and waste
5 - I did see you and I want to lick your eyebrows

I'm glad you liked my lane splitting. I'm also good at hamster splitting, but that is only when I dont tape it up before giving it one.....squeeeekkkkk


You may think that nicking some flash words out of Mills and Boon makes you a caring, sensitive and considerate lover. Well, I know your game matey and it dont work with me so dont bother trying that little chestnut on.

I would sooner you flopped it out, waved it around and said something along the lines of "do you like fruit love? Well suck on this, its a peach"....you know, the sort of thing Prince Willy us saying to Kate Middleton right about now....along with "You want royal bling, well have this pearl necklace on me....uuurrrrghhhh.....phutt...Kleenex please servant..."

So there you go you smooth talking bastard, I'll see you in Starbucks on K Road 10am this morning. I'll be the fat bastard with the Kleenex and a smile.

Wey hey, got a date got a date got a date.....

[baptist]

Oh go on then, I'll have a coffee with you and we can go from there, I'm so flattered by your romantic words so, yeah, lets meet.

But, you must know a couple of things:

1 - My helmet is my helmet and you can only lick it when I say so
2 - No 'Dirty Sanchez' move on our first date
3 - Hard and fast please
4 - I prefer Kleenex kitchen roll to home brand becuase it wipes away ALL fluids and waste
5 - I did see you and I want to lick your eyebrows

I'm glad you liked my lane splitting. I'm also good at hamster splitting, but that is only when I dont tape it up before giving it one.....squeeeekkkkk


You may think that nicking some flash words out of Mills and Boon makes you a caring, sensitive and considerate lover. Well, I know your game matey and it dont work with me so dont bother trying that little chestnut on.

I would sooner you flopped it out, waved it around and said something along the lines of "do you like fruit love? Well suck on this, its a peach"....you know, the sort of thing Prince Willy us saying to Kate Middleton right about now....along with "You want royal bling, well have this pearl necklace on me....uuurrrrghhhh.....phutt...Kleenex please servant..."

So there you go you smooth talking bastard, I'll see you in Starbucks on K Road 10am this morning. I'll be the fat bastard with the Kleenex and a smile.

Wey hey, got a date got a date got a date.....

Me thinks you need help.....

[ital916]

The lady you long for is kept captive by a villainous pirate by the name of jafa. Ye shall have to dual him to the death for her. Be warned that this jafa rides a supermoto....a sure sign of his crazy loony nature. Challenge him if you dare.

[baptist]

Just from the sight your gorgeous eyes through your helmet, I can tell you are one of earth's most beautiful creatures. At first I was drawn to your confident riding posture, then your lane-splitting skills melted my heart like the soft rubber of a rear tire after a burnout.

I meant what I said at that stop light...

I would have pursued your further to the next light, or to the ends of the earth! But alas, my duties as motorbike courier prevented me from further case, as I regretfully turned down Pitt St.
If I could turn back time I would have damned my courier vocation for one moment, rode proudly beside you to the next stop light and said: "...well if you won't marry me will you at least let me buy you a cup of coffee?"

This offer still hold true, as does my undying love for you.
I await your reply with a soul that longs to discover full extent of the resplendence that lies hidden beneath your full-face helmet.

Yours Truly
-J





PS: Your glasses are adorable too!

Wordsworth as Gremlin says you will so leave yourself open to some crap.... aka Fatt Max

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed---and gazed---but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

Arrgghhh what have I done!!!!!! all that gay tossing

[gijoe1313]

Ah how dost thou love compare,
To the toil of an internal combustion engine,
perched nigh between sweating thighs -
with endless burps of blue hazed surprise!

That chasten glance, stole between lanes of cages,
a pertful poise of posture balanced o'er bespoke headlight,
the arch of a heeled boot, maintaining grace and dignity -
avoiding the dreaded overcanting fall to ground,

With unrequited feelings, sore lacklustre response,
higher duties remonstrated and pledges due -
you rode away from that grand eloquent dream,
and here on KB, you dost rant, rave and scream -

Pray prithee who, that vision sparkled true,
Was a well bosomed maiden, flush with the virture of life,
and not a well hirsuted man-child, with tight leathers trussed,
to whom you proposed this love suit strife?

Ride on you slave to passion, ride on through,
for it is summer's pain and hormones calling to you ...

[gijoe1313]

The lady you long for is kept captive by a villainous pirate by the name of jafa. Ye shall have to dual him to the death for her. Be warned that this jafa rides a supermoto....a sure sign of his crazy loony nature. Challenge him if you dare.

Do not forget his carnadine henchmen that is lead by the redoubtable Conelius the crazed! Forsooth his road is rocky with the underlying cause of his canker formidable in it's stead!

I durst not dare think how this enobled enterprise will develop, for I can only be aggrieved in how the denouement shall be delivered at fateful dawn's dance with death!

[davebullet]

The one I feel sorry for most is poor Hitcher! He's going to have one hell of a time cleaning up this thread.

[John_H]

Just from the sight your gorgeous eyes through your helmet, I can tell you are one of earth's most beautiful creatures. At first I was drawn to your confident riding posture, then your lane-splitting skills melted my heart like the soft rubber of a rear tire after a burnout.

I meant what I said at that stop light...

I would have pursued your further to the next light, or to the ends of the earth! But alas, my duties as motorbike courier prevented me from further case, as I regretfully turned down Pitt St.
If I could turn back time I would have damned my courier vocation for one moment, rode proudly beside you to the next stop light and said: "...well if you won't marry me will you at least let me buy you a cup of coffee?"

This offer still hold true, as does my undying love for you.
I await your reply with a soul that longs to discover full extent of the resplendence that lies hidden beneath your full-face helmet.

Yours Truly
-J





PS: Your glasses are adorable too!

That was my mate Tony. I'll see if he's interested for ya.