New words with old meanings

[Shadows]

I always thought prairee dogging was when you really need to shit and.... yea....

You took the prairie dog right outta my mouth

[HDTboy]

Half of those were last years

[Swoop]

I thought a prairee dog is when you walk past cubicals side by side and fart the the whole length of them and watch everyone stand up seeing who it was

I believe this has been coined "mine laying" when done silently... simply stroll through the office with an innocent look upon your face while depositing little "mines" of fragrance...

[Big Chim]

I always thought prairee dogging was when you really need to shit and.... yea....

I thought that was a turtle head.

Some one should create a dictonary or something cause man its confusing

hahaha

[*sic]

dictionary you say?

my good man have you tried urbandictionary.com?

[WRT]

I believe this has been coined "mine laying" when done silently... simply stroll through the office with an innocent look upon your face while depositing little "mines" of fragrance...

Actually, its called crop dusting . . .

[phoenixgtr]

SWAMP-DONKEY. A deeply unattractive woman

Love it!!

[Wolf]

Love it!!

Suppose it makes a change from "Bush Pig"

[ManDownUnder]

* TESTICULATING. - HEY THAT'S ME!
* BLAMESTORMING. I'm normally the blamee - I don't like this word...
* SEAGULL MANAGER. This ain't me, but I know a couple...
* ASSMOSIS. Yup had a woman report to me - just like this. She moved on to look for another role. The recruitment agency asked if I'd give her a reference, I said "sure - but you won't want to pass it on". It was a long conversation, but I understand I didn't contribute to anyone else getting lumbered with her "talents"
* SALMON DAY. HA - I only have 5 of these a week... between 8 and 5
* CUBE FARM. *looks out of office* THAR IT IS!
* PRAIRIE DOGGING. Only works when a good fart is dropped... works well though (and it's hard to pinpoint because of the baffles boucing the sound around...)

* SITCOMs. Single Income Three Kids Unyeilding Mortgages (SITCUM?)
* SINBAD. Hookers? They're not around here for another 6 hours...
* STRESS PUPPY. *looks out of office and counts them... one... two... and... three!).
* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. aka "The drop test"
* ADMINISPHERE. Pay clerks - WHY CAN'T THEY GET IT RIGHT. IT'S JUST A NUMBER!
* 404. I might change my handle to this.
* OHNOSECOND. Been there - hated it for weeks
* GOING FOR A McSH*T. Handy to have kids with you on this one. They ask "are you buying something?" I reply, "No, but let me know if you'd prefer the poo out here or in your toilet - coz it's on it's way".

It's not a bluff - it's a fact!

* AEROPLANE BLONDE. LMAO!!!!
* AUSSIE KISS. Ever thought about my KB Handle?
* BEER COAT. Works well.
* BEER COMPASS. Mine's working fine
* BOBFOC. aaaa the Waikato where men are men and women turn off the lights
* BREAKING THE SEAL. I have been blessed with a "long haul" bladder. Can fly the Pacific without hopping up for a pee. This usually translates to having quite a number of beers then REALLY NEEDING to pee on the way home, just as I hit the fun roads, after dark, with my wet weather gear and bike gear on.
* BRITNEY SPEARS. They'd be Jugs then? Or Handles?
* GREYHOUND. Gotta love Summer. They're all over the place.
* JOHNNY-NO-STARS. Ouch.
* MILLENNIUM DOMES. See my reference to BOBFOC
* MONKEY BATH. WAIWERA!
* MYSTERY BUS. A regular in my parts of town!
* MYSTERY TAXI. ...ouch... time to gnaw one's arm off...?
* NELSON MANDELA. Truely worthy of respect
* PEARLHARBOUR. LOVE pearl Harbour. See Budby
* PICASSO BUM. ecchhh - a pronounced VPL. I prefer the thought of nothing there... livin' free and easy...
* SALAD DODGER. "Hey lady - get off the beach you're bringing the tide in!"
* SWAMP-DONKEY. That's a Bush Pig where I come from
* TART FUEL. Legopnr...(Le-gopner). Comes in a variety of flavours, Gin, Bourbon, Beer or Tequila
* CLITERATURE. Not to be lightly dismissed by the blokes. Lots of GOOD learnin' in here!
* WANKIOUS. NOT ME - THAT'S NOT ME... it's err... hers!

[Beemer]

They made me laugh out loud!

But I think testiculating should be rejigged - surely if you are testiculating you would be jumping around waving your hands in the air and talking like a dick?

[Highlander]

I got tears rolling down my face. Brilliant.

[Holy Roller]

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. aka "The drop test"
I'll have to get this one introduced at work

[ZeroIndex]

Oh... that is just damn good

[Wolf]

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. aka "The drop test"
I'll have to get this one introduced at work

Definitely not a new term for 2006, we were using the term (and the technique) back in the 80s and it was probably an old expression then.

Introduced at work? Where do you work? Most places I know, Percussive Maintenance is SOP!

[Str8 Jacket]

My biggest apologies if this has been posted before, I did a few searches but found nothing....

New Words for 2006

TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.

BLAMESTORMING. Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline
was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and
advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube
farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on.
(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be
cake.)

SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies
turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay
home with the kids or start a "home business".

SINBAD. single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and
desperate.

STRESS PUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and
whiny.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above
the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are
often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were
designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded
"administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes.

404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404
Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that
you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

GOING FOR A McSHIT. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of
buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply
staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food
afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.

AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a
'black box'.

AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a
booze cruise at 3am.

BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home
after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you
live, how you got here, and where you've come from.

BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of
drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the
toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the
night.

GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from
the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often
wear to show their level of training.

MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely
impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught
in there worth seeing.

MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:
"Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while
you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the
unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when
you come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning
before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves
a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she
looks like she's got four buttocks.

SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person.

SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person.

TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young
women.