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  1. 13th June 2005, 17:35 #1
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    Any lawyer types on here?

    I need someone to decipher some really confusing shit I just got.

    And probably give me some advice.

    Can anyone help.

    (Oh, it'd be quite handy if ya lived in Wellington too)
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    im a ""lawyer type""i represented my self an got off good, you want a hand?

    get a ticket for doing more than 90 on the motorway driving the bus?
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    Well not a lawyer but experienced as fuck in certain areas of the Law which you should be able to figure out, give me a ring tonight if ya want on the landline later
    Ive run out of fucks to give
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash
    I need someone to decipher some really confusing shit I just got.

    And probably give me some advice.

    Can anyone help.

    (Oh, it'd be quite handy if ya lived in Wellington too)

    Hey dude,
    If its got anything to do with Courts, Collections or any other Govt agency, flick me a PM or email and i'll let ya know if I can help . . . .
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    Yeah thats it WT, you lure em out, I'll shoot em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber020
    Yeah thats it WT, you lure em out, I'll shoot em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber020
    Yeah thats it WT, you lure em out, I'll shoot em.
    Q) You're trapped in a lift with a lawyer, a tiger and a rattlesnake.
    You have a gun but only two bullets - what do you do?

    A) Shoot the lawyer - twice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by idb
    Q) You're trapped in a lift with a lawyer, a tiger and a rattlesnake.
    You have a gun but only two bullets - what do you do?

    A) Shoot the lawyer - twice.
    The world will look up and shout "Save Us!", and I'll whisper "no"
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  9. 14th June 2005, 16:15 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber020
    Yeah thats it WT, you lure em out, I'll shoot em.
    That's the spirit! Then cut their heads off in case they're only pretending to be dead (you know how they can lie...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    That's the spirit! Then cut their heads off in case they're only pretending to be dead (you know how they can lie...)
    I'll volunteer for the head cutting off. See the mousetrap thread for my experience beheading rats. Lawyer, rat , there's a difference ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion
    I'll volunteer for the head cutting off. See the mousetrap thread for my experience beheading rats. Lawyer, rat , there's a difference ?
    Yes! Always with the lawyer jokes... Until you need a good one that is...

    Cheers
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    Re Your Lawyer SM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    Yes! Always with the lawyer jokes... Until you need a good one that is...

    Cheers
    Good lawyer = lots of rat cunning. So the rattier they are the better they are (when you want one and he's on your side)
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    I just got a job working with 120 lawyers (I keep my bike suit and helmet on all day to make sure I stay clean) Im sure I could fob it off onto one of them
    I only posted this because of the global economic crisis
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  15. 14th June 2005, 22:48 #15
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    Lets see, WT, which ex President of a Nigerian Bank did you send your details to? Just post it up here, we're all mates, aint we?
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